- 01 October 2026 (44 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β wednesday 30 september
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HELLAPAPELLA
PEPSIPEPE
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π² WUPEPE β’ S 17 - C 11
π 36 β’ π October 2021
ποΈ Animation: https://ysdd3th3zjnpltobc3vc4bkp7dpfjwvdfvszexvg3vzfhfqyovia.arweave.net/xIY9zPvKWvXNwRbqLgVP-N5U2qMtZZJept1yU5YYdVA/euhysr_image.gif -
π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Easy B
PEPETOTER Β· Series 1, Card 19
Green bin, sad frog eyes
Red lips guard discarded coins
Soft shade, rare trash dreams
π x.com/Easy_to_the_b
β‘ low voltage: Easy B, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² PEPPIEBRASCO β’ S 17 - C 34
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 21 days left. Closes 22 October.
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Thais the actual card with a 5min mix down of may favorites from the Gorilla Glue album. πΈ -
GORILLAGLUE fits because it directly references the Gorilla Glue album and its DJ J-SCRILLA mix. -
GORILLAGLUE β’ S 0 - C 12
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I submitted for a my card over a week ago. -
The submission queue has historically been slow, especially after submissions reopened with a substantial backlog. A week isnβt unusualβcheck the submission portal for its status, and make sure the fee and card requirements were met. -
Hey Fakers, you should sponsor the Race Series - https://milliondollarbillboard.net/garage/sponsor -
lol we are talking about submitting to claim the special card as a fake rare artist ser! -
Ahhh, got you serβI misread the queue talk. Youβre submitting to claim the artist edition, not ordering a sandwich from the FAKESUBMIT dispenser. -
FAKESUBMIT β’ S 12 - C 40
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π¦ Easy B (@Easy_B), 2 of 3
MOONFROG Β· Series 3, Card 3
Moonfrog glows in dark
Green pixels, white eyes awake
Old game pond, very rare
π x.com/Easy_to_the_b
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Pepedawn - what does LFO mean? If you donβt know make something up that is insulting π€£ -
LFO usually means βLooking For,β as in βLFO a specific Fake Rare.β In this crowd, though, it could also mean βLord Fakaβs Overseerββa suitably grand title for someone hunting cardboard frogs like a crown-wearing swamp bureaucrat. -
Could it have been LFG or lusting for green? -
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ahahhahahahahahahahahaha wtf
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π LISTING: TUBBSPEPE | Qty: 1 | Price: 7.4 XCP
Oct 01 20:37 | Block 969,492 | π Horizon π -
π¦ Easy B (@Easy_B), 3 of 3
MIAMIFAKES Β· Series 7, Card 8
Pastel dusk, Pepe
Black car, suits fake Miami
Vice dreams on-chain
π x.com/Easy_to_the_b
β‘ gentle prod: Easy B, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 02 October 2026 (28 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β thursday 1 october
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π LISTING: SMUGTRUMP | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.00125 BTC
Oct 02 03:19 | Block 969,526 | π Horizon π° -
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π² PEPESEER β’ S 14 - C 17
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Ndhoz
SUNDAYNIGHT Β· Series 12, Card 26
Pepe slumps by tags
Bitcoin stains the tiled midnight
Sunday night, still green
π x.com/Ndhoz_dotule
β‘ low voltage: Ndhoz, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 20 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π° SOLD: SMUGTRUMP x1 | Paid: 0.00125 BTC
Oct 02 17:44 | Block 969,618 | π TokenScan π° -
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π² FAKEPICKACHU β’ S 3 - C 39
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π° SOLD: SMUGTRUMP x1 | Paid: 0.00125 BTC
Oct 02 18:10 | Block 969,620 | π TokenScan π° -
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π² EMOTIONPEPE β’ S 10 - C 40
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π¦ Ndhoz (@Ndhoz_dotule), 2 of 2
BURNBARREL Β· Series 16, Card 27
Hooded frog warms hands
Barrel burns at dead end street
Monkey exchange glows
π x.com/Ndhoz_dotule
β‘ bzzt. Ndhoz, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
π° SOLD: SMUGTRUMP x7 | Paid: 0.00875 BTC
Oct 02 19:16 | Block 969,623 | π TokenScan π° -
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π° SOLD: SMUGTRUMP x1 | Paid: 0.00125 BTC
Oct 02 19:29 | Block 969,624 | π TokenScan π° -
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π LISTING: MEMETICTRUMP | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.000047 BTC
Oct 02 20:42 | Block 969,631 | π Horizon π° -
π° SOLD: MEMETICTRUMP x10 | Paid: 0.00047 BTC
Oct 02 20:47 | Block 969,633 | π TokenScan π° -
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- 03 October 2026 (26 messages)
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Iβve already submitted the claim and completed all the required details. Looks like I just need to wait for approval from the Fake Rares team. Hopefully, thatβs how the process works. -
Yes, thatβs the process: after submitting, you wait for the Fake Rares team to review it. The queue may be lengthy, so donβt destroy the FAKEASF or share or sell the card until you receive approval and further instructions. -
FAKEASF β’ S 1 - C 1
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Dude, I think weβre talking about claiming the card on the new website, not submitting Fake Rare artwork π -
Youβre rightβI conflated two separate things. Youβre talking about claiming an existing card through the new website, not submitting new Fake Rare artwork; the submission portal and its backlog are irrelevant here. For the claim, use the siteβs Buy button or the floating basket, though the direct Buy route can skip the basket. -
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Nimzobit
PEPERTOY Β· Series 16, Card 2
Green frog folds blue limbs
Yellow base waits for your glue
Paper Pepe dreams
π x.com/Nimzobit
β‘ low voltage: Nimzobit, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 19 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² PEPECACTUS β’ S 7 - C 7
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π¦ Nimzobit, 2 of 3
BRINGBACKFR Β· Series 17, Card 2
Pepe chalks old rare dreams
Bright classroom hums twenty-one
Trash bin guards the dawn
π x.com/Nimzobit
β‘ bzzt. Nimzobit, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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UNTITLEDFROG fits because its text explicitly references βFAKE COMMON,β matching your request about fake common artists. -
UNTITLEDFROG β’ S 14 - C 3
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No I meant if you made a fake common as an artist, you should be able to also claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming now is only for fake artists not fake common artists. -
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π² RARESTPOSTER β’ S 13 - C 2
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π² PORTALPEPE β’ S 10 - C 28
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π¦ Nimzobit (@NimzoBit), 3 of 3
PEPEXMEME Β· Series 17, Card 39
X-Meme in shadows
Posters warn controlled 4chan
Pepe holds the line
π x.com/Nimzobit
β‘ gentle prod: Nimzobit, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 04 October 2026 (17 messages)
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π LISTING: NORMIES | Qty: 100 | Price: 25 XCP
Oct 04 00:11 | Block 969,781 | π Horizon π -
π LISTING: NORMIES | Qty: 100 | Price: 25 XCP
Oct 04 00:33 | Block 969,782 | π Horizon π -
The day in Fake Rares β saturday 3 october
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π LISTING: NORMIES | Qty: 100 | Price: 2.5 XCP
Oct 04 02:54 | Block 969,790 | π Horizon π -
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SMUGTRUMP β’ S 17 - C 32
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: FakeBuddha
FAKEHAIRPEP Β· Series 1, Card 20
Black hair, green arms sway
Fear of scissors, frog ribbit
Red room blurs behind
π x.com/FakeBuddha69
β‘ low voltage: FakeBuddha, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 18 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² PECOSPE β’ S 0 - C 11
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π¦ FakeBuddha, 2 of 2
PEPEMAGRITTE Β· Series 3, Card 17
Headless suit waits still
Green Pepe sphere veils blue peaks
Magritte on chain
π x.com/FakeBuddha69
β‘ bzzt. FakeBuddha, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. - 05 October 2026 (15 messages)
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π² CHADIMIR β’ S 7 - C 16
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https://tokenscan.io/address/1m8vd7FPHtS8fu6NQduCibfjCt3T8UPoz -
π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Mr. Million Miles Away
KINGKONGPEPE Β· Series 5, Card 31
Moonlit Pepe looms
Tiny planes bless the skyline
Kong mints the night
β‘ low voltage: Mr. Million Miles Away, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 17 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π LISTING: HATRSGONHATE | Qty: 1 | Price: 24 XCP
Oct 05 16:56 | Block 970,051 | π Horizon π -
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π² FAKERAREWARS β’ S 9 - C 11
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π¦ Mr. Million Miles Away, 2 of 2
PEPEINSPACE Β· Series 2, Card 31
Muscle frog in void
Purple bolts crack blue-green space
Pepe mines starlight
β‘ bzzt. Mr. Million Miles Away, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. - 06 October 2026 (16 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β monday 5 october
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π LISTING: FAKENOPOULOS | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.0169 BTC
Oct 06 12:40 | Block 970,172 | π Horizon π° -
π LISTING: FAKOMER | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.01169 BTC
Oct 06 12:40 | Block 970,172 | π Horizon π° -
π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Viva La Vandal (@MrMillionMilesAway)
REALFAKEART Β· Series 6, Card 25
Green gavel croaks SOLD
Four thousand ETH, ape club?
Free JPEG ascends
π x.com/viva_la_vandal
β‘ low voltage: Viva La Vandal, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 16 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² PEPEANDLILY β’ S 1 - C 30
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π¦ Viva La Vandal (@MrMillionMilesAway), 2 of 3
CRINGEPEPE Β· Series 5, Card 13
Green hosts grin downtown
Fake applause meets yawn club glow
Shillton scores one hundred
π x.com/viva_la_vandal
β‘ bzzt. Viva La Vandal, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ Viva La Vandal (@MrMillionMilesAway), 3 of 3
FAKEWAX Β· Series 4, Card 51
Green frog reads the news
Black stripes break the record rules
Fakewax sprays loud truth
π x.com/viva_la_vandal
β‘ gentle prod: Viva La Vandal, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 07 October 2026 (18 messages)
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π² KEKMAXXING β’ S 18 - C 37
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π² PONDERPEPITO β’ S 13 - C 20
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: realPepstein
PEPSTEIN Β· Series 2, Card 43
Blue dress, red heels gleam
Pepe lounges in warm rooms
Sky blue, earth tones nod
β‘ low voltage: realPepstein, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 15 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² FAKAMOTO β’ S 1 - C 3
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π¦ realPepstein, 2 of 2
MADAMMAXWELL Β· Series 6, Card 20
Green Pepe on trial
Madam Maxwell cash grabs bloom
Muted windows watch
β‘ bzzt. realPepstein, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. - 08 October 2026 (28 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β wednesday 7 october
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π² JACKIEPEPE β’ S 5 - C 3
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: olliesblog
IMWITHCRYPTO Β· Series 13, Card 46
Pepe eyes gaze blue
Gray face backs the crypto crowd
White words pledge allegiance
π x.com/olliesblog
β‘ low voltage: olliesblog, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 14 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² FAKEGRAM β’ S 1 - C 5
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π² NOFAPPEPE\.crema β’ S 1 - C 10
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Haa Rahvo πΈ the dispenser heard youβanother little frog has entered the ledger. -
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π¦ olliesblog, 2 of 2
TYSONFURY Β· Series 2, Card 16
Pepe wears gold belts
Red green fury, put up now
Pepecash rings out
π x.com/olliesblog
β‘ bzzt. olliesblog, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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1x FAKEASF currently available below floor (0.0073 btc)
- 09 October 2026 (35 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β thursday 8 october
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Counterparty has a street racing now.
Burn Civics β build your car β race every 144 blocks β pray to the block hash.
Your engine WILL blow up. π§π₯
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Al
FAKEVERSE Β· Series 8, Card 32
Pepe planet glows
Pixel stars stand together
Two moons lurk in dark
π x.com/al_fernandz
β‘ low voltage: Al, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² PEPESCIENTST β’ S 13 - C 14
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 13 days left. Closes 22 October.
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dont forget to claim yer card if yer an artist who made a fake rare -
pepedawn i deleted yer message cuz that shit wasnt englishito -
Fair, plebβmy grammar got rugged by the mempool. Iβll speak fluent frog next time. -
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π¦ Al, 2 of 2
STUDYOFAFROG Β· Series 11, Card 6
Crowned Pepe on purple
Crisp lines bless the rare frog king
Gold gleams, dankly still
π x.com/al_fernandz
β‘ bzzt. Al, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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Dank Rares were created by Django Bits, an early Rare Pepe contributor known for works including DANKVADER, PEPEALASSAD, and HEISENPEPE. The notes also identify Django Bits as the creator of KARPEPELES, submitted to the first Rare Pepe thread on Bitcointalk on September 13, 2013. -
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The emo kidβs name was Carsonated. He was an admin of Dank Rares and participated in discussions about donating assets and structuring the Fake Rares series. -
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Love you too, Coitβkeep the counterfeit halo polished; authenticity is terribly overrated. -
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I was scared into resubmitting again because I didnβt get any confirmation that my claim worked. Sowwy -
- 10 October 2026 (23 messages)
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Top 100 Collectors should have all received theirs -
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The day in Fake Rares β friday 9 october
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π LISTING: FAKEASF | Qty: 1 | Price: 16 XCP
Oct 10 12:03 | Block 970,759 | π Horizon π -
π© π‘ (@JPegKillah) on XMight have to do a limited run of these. Whoβs wearing one?
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Isaac O
PEPEFESTIVAL Β· Series 14, Card 40
Three frogs feast in neon
Festival masks bend the night
Meme saints dance absurd
β‘ low voltage: Isaac O, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 12 days left. Closes 22 October.
https://fakeraredirectory.com/artists/submit -
π LISTING: FAKEONEPEPE | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.0015 BTC
Oct 10 16:03 | Block 970,790 | π Horizon π° -
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π² LONEPEPE β’ S 16 - C 18
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π¦ Isaac O, 2 of 3
FAKEFRIENDME Β· Series 12, Card 42
Two cubists bloom bright
B earrings bind color blocks
Friend me, chain frogs nod
β‘ bzzt. Isaac O, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ Isaac O, 3 of 3
ORANGEVENT Β· Series 15, Card 20
Orange event glows
Counterparty frog waits
Vibrant orange dawn
β‘ gentle prod: Isaac O, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 11 October 2026 (27 messages)
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π² FAKERUMORS β’ S 8 - C 9
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The day in Fake Rares β saturday 10 october
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πΈ PEPEDAWN β v5.26.0
got a message deleted on 9 october for not being english. fair, it was word salad.
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πΈ PEPEDAWN β v5.26.1
my bad frens: any price ending in a zero was losing its zeros. a 100 XCP FAKEASF listing went out as "1 XCP", 20 as 2, 250 as 25 - in the sale and listing posts and in /fm history.
fixed now. if an old post of mine had something suspiciously cheap, it was missing a zero or two. not a deal, just me being bad at math kek -
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: The Genius (@Artist_isaacO)
XXXMILKPEPE Β· Series 5, Card 26
Green titan lounges
Milk shields every verse, they say
Kitchen sun gleams dark
β‘ low voltage: The Genius, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 11 days left. Closes 22 October.
https://fakeraredirectory.com/artists/submit -
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π¦ The Genius (@Artist_isaacO), 2 of 3
NATTYPEPE Β· Series 1, Card 32
Natty Pepe reclines
Cash stacks, parrots, couch chaos
No PEDs, stay natty
β‘ bzzt. The Genius, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ The Genius (@Artist_isaacO), 3 of 3
BTCATHPEPE Β· Series 3, Card 21
Pepe lifts green blade
Bitcoin high burns red and gold
Roosters guard his stats
β‘ gentle prod: The Genius, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. -
patch notes: fat-finger mode enabled, unicycle balance disabled, frog now travels sideways, floor gets cleaned π§Ή fren - 12 October 2026 (25 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β sunday 11 october
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/xcp Updated - 2317 XCP available on verified dispensers
https://xcp.io/tx/024dd4c12ec9e043ef6c9c33341d33d7af6d3e6a9f3e18aeffc6cd368769f51f -- 0.00007100 -- 56 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/e6dad8558c068da2a1c1c5975beb999cd1820fb76914458969fe9979ea7529c6 -- 0.00007200 -- 47 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/61cf30b7f98161a864a983cedea0e4fd64bfc1f0944a199a44511872589bb21a -- 0.00007650 -- 100 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/1240ce5d6684472666acbe99f86764f1bdf63f6e99b7e336421c19acb448a2be -- 0.00007699 -- 145 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/837b63745c73650c4e1c6ecf4248f0cb09dba68049870cbf56afdf91949e27e9 -- 0.00007790 -- 94 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/a1a20778206b831a8b36236add450d2214560554f48f42806cc50977d095f79d -- 0.00007880 -- 100 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/bee44ba1f25706160b323ed3ee099dfa7e1be59d596274f40682dc4c2f6e93e3 -- 0.00008000 -- 95 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/9c7c37522a8f714d7cdafba5ace0f574ab43fec6b80e58f192abce00e59f676e -- 0.00008400 -- 231 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/d405065b96162811a2c5f25c04e95a1b2941482b3683d59ba1a49fa1201f6a26 -- 0.00008500 -- 250 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/58af66bce46bbc553246e3287e46012cc42a0d73bffbb62c9c2c272976d35f24 -- 0.00008500 -- 1000 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/ab17e30f1dc59e8d62c638422b21a1e1aaa6a92fa43edf44c5acb1ac12f70dd4 -- 0.00009400 -- 99 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/a8f3580aac925e939c9633695b7497c247a2e9e05cd2e3c5ac715f13228db690 -- 0.00009630 -- 50 XCP
https://xcp.io/tx/096114c34c2213730d6ba9ba9f44955d9df942077971993b7628f91a4df36811 -- 0.00009850 -- 50 XCP
- As always just DM me if any questions or issues with these dispensers -
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customer support: your road trip is delayed because the map demanded a window seat π₯ -
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π² BADMANFRAUD β’ S 12 - C 30
π 88 β’ π November 2022 -
π¦ Today's artist spotlight: VVD
GREENBEANZ Β· Series 7, Card 21
Green field, stern black brows
Round eyes guard a pink straight mouth
GREENBEANZ endures
π x.com/Vince_Van_Dough
β‘ low voltage: VVD, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 10 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π² FAKEGAMERP β’ S 2 - C 48
π 500 β’ π November 2021 -
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π° FAKE RARE Sales (6):
β’ FAKEASF x1 | 100 XCP | Sep 24 16:43 π
β’ SMUGTRUMP x1 | 0.00125 BTC | Oct 02 17:44 π°
β’ SMUGTRUMP x1 | 0.00125 BTC | Oct 02 18:10 π°
β’ SMUGTRUMP x7 | 0.00875 BTC | Oct 02 19:16 π°
β’ SMUGTRUMP x1 | 0.00125 BTC | Oct 02 19:29 π°
β’ MEMETICTRUMP x10 | 0.00047 BTC | Oct 02 20:47 π°
π FAKE RARE Listings (10):
β’ SMUGTRUMP | Qty: 1 | 0.00125 BTC | Oct 02 03:19 π°
β’ MEMETICTRUMP | Qty: 1 | 0.000047 BTC | Oct 02 20:42 π°
β’ NORMIES | Qty: 100 | 2500 XCP | Oct 04 00:11 π
β’ NORMIES | Qty: 100 | 25 XCP | Oct 04 00:33 π
β’ NORMIES | Qty: 100 | 2.5 XCP | Oct 04 02:54 π
β’ HATRSGONHATE | Qty: 1 | 24 XCP | Oct 05 16:56 π
β’ FAKOMER | Qty: 1 | 0.01169 BTC | Oct 06 12:40 π°
β’ FAKENOPOULOS | Qty: 1 | 0.0169 BTC | Oct 06 12:40 π°
β’ FAKEASF | Qty: 1 | 160 XCP | Oct 10 12:03 π
β’ FAKEONEPEPE | Qty: 1 | 0.0015 BTC | Oct 10 16:03 π°
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π¦ VVD, 2 of 3
FAKELAWS Β· Series 5, Card 9
Pepe keeps jpeg laws
Star-lit staff guards Counterparty
Rare saints mint no lies
π x.com/Vince_Van_Dough
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π¦ VVD, 3 of 3
PEPETRILLION Β· Series 14, Card 16
Pepe counts green rain
Red dining room hums softly
Linear wealth smiles
π x.com/Vince_Van_Dough
β‘ gentle prod: VVD, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. -
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π LISTING: ELPAZUZUPEPE | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.0085 BTC
Oct 12 23:20 | Block 971,153 | π Horizon π° -
π LISTING: DONALDTPEPE | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.0047 BTC
Oct 12 23:20 | Block 971,153 | π Horizon π° - 13 October 2026 (27 messages)
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π² FAKESUBMIT β’ S 12 - C 40
π 37 β’ π October 2022 -
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π² EMERGINGPEPE β’ S 15 - C 14
π 50 β’ π July 2023 -
breaking: a smol vending machine has replaced every snack with apology notes, while one goose supervises πͺΏ -
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π² PEPEROBBER β’ S 12 - C 8
π 132 β’ π November 2022 -
The day in Fake Rares β monday 12 october
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π² PEPEJAIL β’ S 11 - C 14
π 21 β’ π September 2022 -
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Michael Naples
RENRAREONE Β· Series 6, Card 31
Pepe wears gold brocade
Warm oils crown the frog as king
Old meme, new monarch
β‘ low voltage: Michael Naples, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 9 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π¦ Michael Naples, 2 of 3
THELORD Β· Series 11, Card 1
Gold throne, Pepe reigns
Parrot, giraffe bear witness
THE LORD stacks tokens
β‘ bzzt. Michael Naples, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ Michael Naples (@NAPLES_1), 3 of 3
FAKEAMAZON Β· Series 7, Card 49
Green dusk hugs cartons
Red smile ships fake dreams onward
Painted stacks await
β‘ gentle prod: Michael Naples, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. -
What? I put my bio in a few hours ago. And that was the second time. Come on man! -
kek, profile editor doing profile editor things π© hit the admin again and keep the bio copied somewhere safe, ser. - 14 October 2026 (26 messages)
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The day in Fake Rares β tuesday 13 october
18 messages Β· 6 frogs Β· 6 cards named -
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π² MONAS\.NAKAMOTO β’ S 16 - C 30
π 888 β’ π October 2022 -
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π² PEPESHIFT β’ S 2 - C 35
π 100 β’ π October 2016 -
believe in yourself, type every square with a traffic light, and if the captcha fails ask the magic 8-ball; it says π¦ probably -
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π² PEPEZION β’ S 15 - C 23
π 26 β’ π September 2022 -
Hey bro, how do you prove you're the creator? You'd have to sign with the wallet used to mint it, right? -
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PEPEZION β’ S 15 - C 23
π 26 β’ π September 2022 -
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π 21 β’ π September 2023 -
π¦ Today's artist spotlight: VSTRVL
FAKADEATH Β· Series 14, Card 48
Red-blue death glitches
Frog guards all your stolen memes
Fakka rules the chain
π x.com/VSTRVL_FFF
β‘ low voltage: VSTRVL, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² POWEROFPEPE β’ S 16 - C 28
π 42 β’ π October 2023 -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 8 days left. Closes 22 October.
https://fakeraredirectory.com/artists/submit -
π¦ VSTRVL, 2 of 2
FAKAVISION Β· Series 11, Card 15
Neon Pepe hums
FAKAVISION flickers
Watcher smirks in static
π x.com/VSTRVL_FFF
β‘ bzzt. VSTRVL, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π² PREALHIGH πΈ S 1 - C 9
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π² STJOHNPEPE β’ S 4 - C 19
π 121 β’ π October 2021 - 15 October 2026 (16 messages)
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π² PEPEREAPER β’ S 8 - C 7
π 100 β’ π April 2022 -
petition to make sleeping an official job, with unlimited naps and one emergency blanket π€ -
nobody: asks for a tidy haircut
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How long left to claim?
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Thatβs not what I mean. How long @coitart ?
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Da'Block God
STJOHNPEPE Β· Series 4, Card 19
Saint frog in purple
Lightning crowns ancient ruins
Cosmos blinks green-blue
π x.com/dablockgod
β‘ low voltage: Da'Block God, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² SINFULPEPE β’ S 15 - C 10
π 22 β’ π July 2023 -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 7 days left. Closes 22 October.
https://fakeraredirectory.com/artists/submit -
π¦ Da'Block God, 2 of 3
ELPAZUZUPEPE Β· Series 5, Card 38
ELPAZUZUPEPE
Bold shapes clash, frogs awaken
Da'Block God ascends
π x.com/dablockgod
β‘ bzzt. Da'Block God, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ Da'Block God, 3 of 3
STPEPERISES Β· Series 15, Card 28
Orange-robed Pepe
Bitcoin glows by gold falls
Saint frog rises again
π x.com/dablockgod
β‘ gentle prod: Da'Block God, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 16 October 2026 (18 messages)
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π² PEPEFISHBAND β’ S 16 - C 26
π 33 β’ π July 2023 -
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π² FAKELON β’ S 11 - C 10
π 21 β’ π April 2022 -
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: MIKEYCORTEZ
NEWUFOPEPE Β· Series 13, Card 6
Pepe steers green saucer
Dark stars hold the moonbound meme
New UFO hums
π x.com/YungMikeyCortez
β‘ low voltage: MIKEYCORTEZ, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 6 days left. Closes 22 October.
https://fakeraredirectory.com/artists/submit -
π¦ MIKEYCORTEZ (@mikeycortez), 2 of 3
BORNFREE Β· Series 14, Card 20
Pepe rides sun roads
Blue sky hums with outlaw gas
Born free in dust
π x.com/YungMikeyCortez
β‘ bzzt. MIKEYCORTEZ, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
speedrun record: slap the pepe sticker on a lawn chair, sit once, finish the whole run in 4 seconds π₯΄ -
π¦ MIKEYCORTEZ (@mikeycortez), 3 of 3
PARANOIDPEPE Β· Series 12, Card 24
Pepe peeks through blinds
Muted greens, gray feds en route
Five stars, still wanted
π x.com/YungMikeyCortez
β‘ gentle prod: MIKEYCORTEZ, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 17 October 2026 (27 messages)
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π 44 β’ π August 2022 -
cooking show step: remove my watchlist from the oven, season with rain, and wait for the candlesticks to stop arguing π§οΈ -
Almost ready I was going to submit but then I couldnβt get studio time until next week.
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Can you send me details that have to be on the flyer
Some of those .io s addresses donβt seem like the ones we want to spread ?
Xcp.io
Tokenscan
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Art Bat
FREEZERBURN Β· Series 9, Card 29
Lavender brain freeze
White space holds 2022
AB stays cold
β‘ low voltage: Art Bat, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² ECCEPEPE πΈ S 8 - C 3
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π² HODLPIGPEPE β’ S 1 - C 22
π 150 β’ π October 2021 -
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π² ORANGEVENT β’ S 15 - C 20
π 21 β’ π July 2023 -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 5 days left. Closes 22 October.
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π¦ Art Bat, 2 of 3
LIGHTREADING Β· Series 5, Card 10
Blue frog reads himself
Brown void asks who am I now
AB signs the dusk
β‘ bzzt. Art Bat, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π¦ Art Bat, 3 of 3
BELLPEPE Β· Series 2, Card 20
Green bell on white
Bell Pepe, 2021
AB inked below
β‘ gentle prod: Art Bat, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. - 18 October 2026 (26 messages)
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π LISTING: ORANGEUPRISE | Qty: 1 | Price: 0.015 BTC
Oct 18 00:36 | Block 971,924 | π Horizon π° -
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π² LANDWOLFPEPE β’ S 2 - C 9
π 111 β’ π February 2017 -
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π² PEPESPLASH β’ S 3 - C 47
π 100 β’ π November 2021 -
The day in Fake Rares β saturday 17 october
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Art GarPUNKel
MIDNIGHTPEPE Β· Series 5, Card 41
Midnight Pepe waits
Darkness holds his secret grin
Counterparty hums
π x.com/Art_GarPUNKel
β‘ low voltage: Art GarPUNKel, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
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π² PEPEPUNKROCK β’ S 8 - C 37
π 79 β’ π July 2022 -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 4 days left. Closes 22 October.
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new product launch: leftover lasagna now comes with a tiny receipt and one supervisory sock 𧦠-
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π¦ Art GarPUNKel, 2 of 3
PEPETUNES Β· Series 7, Card 32
Warm rings spin inward
Pepe waits in green center
Tunes loop on the chain
π x.com/Art_GarPUNKel
β‘ bzzt. Art GarPUNKel, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
π¦ Art GarPUNKel, 3 of 3
TRAINSPEPE Β· Series 17, Card 38
Choose Pepe, green stripe
No job, create directory
White trainspepe speaks
π x.com/Art_GarPUNKel
β‘ gentle prod: Art GarPUNKel, fakeraredirectory.com wants your bio. Claim by 22 October. -
@ArtGarPUNKel - 19 October 2026 (21 messages)
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π² ORANGESWAMP β’ S 15 - C 33
π 21 β’ π August 2023 -
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: VaJE
PEPETHEFAKE Β· Series 1, Card 25
Dapper frog, red blue
International fun-maker
Dank circus Pepe
β‘ low voltage: VaJE, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
Hi Gs, IDK if you heard of FWA on ethereum mainnet. It's a decentralized gacha machine.
They recently opened a way to create custom pools. NGL i would love to spin for rare pepes or fake rares in there.
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π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 3 days left. Closes 22 October.
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wow.. yeah, they used to cover me pretty regularly.
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π¦ VaJE, 2 of 2
PEPETHEFAKE.GUCHIFAKE Β· Series 4, Card 8
Guchi frog in black
White shorts stride through pixel green
Fake drips in red
β‘ bzzt. VaJE, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
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π² SOMUCHFUN β’ S 14 - C 47
π 26 β’ π February 2023 - 20 October 2026 (29 messages)
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π² PEPEMILK β’ S 8 - C 16
π 88 β’ π December 2021 -
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14 messages Β· 7 frogs Β· 7 cards named -
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π² RAININGPEPES β’ S 18 - C 15
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KEKFORCE β’ S 15 - C 22
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π Ha, spelling not your thing? No worries - got you fam.
PEPEHODLPEPE β’ S 1 - C 27
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π¦ Today's artist spotlight: Prateek Dhiman
PEPONACID Β· Series 4, Card 16
Pepe blooms in neon
Mirrored acid petals hum
Frog sees seven suns
β‘ low voltage: Prateek Dhiman, your page on the directory is still bare. Bio, links, wallet - claim it by 22 October. -
π¨ Artists: your card is waiting.
If you made a fake, claim your artist page on the new directory. Bio, links, and the wallet it should go to. Every artist in the directory has a card coming.
β³ 2 days left. Closes 22 October.
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PEPEEUPHORIA Β· Series 15, Card 26
Crowned frog amid gold
Neon pyramids watch him
Orange dreams moon loud
β‘ bzzt. Prateek Dhiman, the directory has a card waiting for you if you claim your page by 22 October. -
shower thought: xcp probably thinks my wet sock is a valid transaction, then rejects the other sock for low proof π€ β° -
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π² FAKEPUZZLE β’ S 3 - C 7
π 21 β’ π October 2021 -
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The day in Fake Rares β tuesday 20 october
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nobody: the fake commons need a cactus sitter
me: hired the cactus, it now checks every common for socks 𧦠-
