Controversial card coming

DONT PANIC

NO ONE PANIC

EVERY1 PANIC

Introducing BENCHQUALITY
Issued: 100.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/BENCHQUALITY

spooling panic

@benchbtc

@truckslamchest

if i had photochop skills a bottle of windex would have its name changed

Grab em by the bushels..

ahhh jusss

Lolol @benchbtc

https://twitter.com/dangwozdz/status/1101282319934074880

Haha

It’s a campaign within a campaign within a campaign

BENCHQUALITY is high and it's on the DEX for 100 corn. Take a few at most to spread the quality around

It's in the mempool

BENCHQUALITY on the DEX for a song!

SPREAD THE QUALITY

I knew that was gonna pay off 👍

Luckily I didn't auction off my VOTEBENCH token

Not near anything to get on the dex but need at least 3.

Hottest card this harvest

Nice, I got one then 🤙

Much thanks Mr Bench!

i need me one of these tokens and have placed an order on the DEX for 2 xcp: https://xchain.io/tx/a3dfd0c94aecf8c896697f77743718be75e1fd91d9490bf79866286e573a7a05

May I have one token

indisquare needs to get the dex back going, i'm sick and tired of missing out on awesome dex deals when i'm not by my desktop

I had no idea where to vote missed it I guess

Even rpw down I'm using free wallet and counterwallet

1200 fees working good

Alright missed it I guess

got it! thanks!

Quality like that never lasts

TGIF Folks

Thought you may like a quick way to win $25 in ETH with our puzzle today.

The first person who correctly answers wins $25 in ETH! http://bit.ly/2XsKuj8

Truck famous

Feels of calm when i eat bread or cereal

submit to link!!

I'd try, but I might win eth, so its best not to.

you can trade eth for useful stuff tho wiley

Yeah, like the CORNDAPP card

or some fine collectibles like these https://cryptotitties.fun

I've got one. Save the rest for others

Non Fungible Tiddies

Yeah no two are exactly the same 😂

Auction lots for Sunday include a chance to steal a few CORNHEIST, fire up a CNTSMOKECORN, wash it down with a CORNBEERS and get an out of this world Moonbrunch Collection!

What time does this auction go down?

👆 see pinned message above for details - 9pm EST whatever that translates to for your local time

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vBk9qMcorjo&feature=youtu.be

Nice! Ok, got it!

https://youtu.be/mc0Vtr9Cd0s

We have some really UNIQUE lots coming up for auction, including the right to ban Wheeler for a day, some excellent Kaleidoscope sets, and ownership of a rare and unique corn asset!

yeeees! let the fun begin!

that one good? ^.^

I'm still looking to trade to get a foil CORNTUKTUK ....

dont got that one sorry :D

I found a book about Mexican food

I love his description of Cornan! “They don’t all have to be as sophisticated as Cornan....” k, Byeeee

Did the guy filming join us in TG?

It doesn’t look like it. He is @lexsheehan

"my crops stay off my farm with your dead baby aliens on dmt!"

customs attempted appropriation but the corn prevailed! only took 3 months

cornfiscated

CORNAN.painting 😮

God damn, thanks for the corn goodies guys

Gonna sit down and mess around with it some more sunday when I'm home

Is there like a beginner's guide, checklist I should be doing?

Do you have 1000 bitcorn yet? In my opinion you should design and submit a corn card to be included in the game

If you dont have 1000 bitcorn @benchbtc has an artist grant for newcomers

the header image on your farm page can be edited too

hit the edit button in the upper right https://bitcorns.com/farms/131Y4ZNQVXKoZirmLdJDiRjKXSm3iq1HGw

188gkL7ZYcsoGShuv7VTFtZaG5RUcxcwhQ

14MsDSuPb6aMj9S1PNGAuYMudxft2HJaHV

👌, legend

Thanks Bench!

cRYPTO VYpER,
172nmZbxDR6erc5PqNqV28fnMj7g6besru

?

That's why posted

Cool no worries

:)

Hehehe I'm missing in a row :)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BtwDW1-CKd4/

member when that guy came here? https://bitcorntimes.com/bitcorn/

Ribbed for farmhand’s pleasure

Who is auctioneering tomorrow?

mightbeme

Very nice. Will the lots be previewed before auction? I need time for my inspections.

get those cards sent to escrow address folks, if you want them included

let me get a list of what has been sent to escrow already

*scrolls through 96 pages of Kaleidoscope assets*

working on it

wait you mean for the auction, right?

https://bitcorns.com/cards

I have some followup work to do. Plenty o lots without cards submitted to escrow address yet - 19QWXpMXeLkoEKEJv2xo9rn8wkPCyxACSX

Auction March 3, 9pm EST - current lots

Lot #1: FARMHAND 1/20 cards
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #2: Ban Wheeler for one day - any time you want!
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #3: MIACORNLIFA 10/39
Starting Bid: 30,000

Lot #4: KORNHOLIO 20/99
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #5: CORNBEERS 1/10 cards
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #6:
DEACORN 2/199
HARDCORN 5/997
PIGCORN 2/95
Starting Bid: 9k

Lot #7: PARTICIPATOR 17/68 (Kaleidoscope Asset)
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #8: MARICORNROE 15/53
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #9: KALEIDOSCOPE STARTER PACK:
BITROCK 100k,
BITCOAL 10k,
NEWBITROCK 1k,
BILLYBUCKS 1k,
DROIDKEN 10k,
BOGS 100,
BITPAPER 10k,
BITSCISSORS 10k,
TROUTLESS 10k
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #10: KALEIDOSCOPE EXECUTIVE PACK:
KALEIDOSCOPE 1,
CONFETTI 1,
ICEBEAST 1,
CLAMPY 1,
HOMUNCULUS 1,
COLESLAW 5,
DUSTPEPE 5,
KALEIDOSCOPE.Colourpaper 1,
KALEIDOSCOPE.Worlds_longest_asset_name... 1,
HAYMAKER 5,
SCYTHE 10
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot #11: TESTNETCORN ownership of asset
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 12: CORNDAPP 1/65,
WATERTOWER 1/250,
CORNETHANOL 1/50,
CORNPARTY 1/49,
CORNCOMBINE 1/39,
CORNSPIRACY 1/39,
INVISIBLCORN 1/19
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 13: CORNSTAR 1/25
LORDCORN 1/19
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 14: FARMCAT 10/299,
CORNFETTI 25/5000,
BITSALTS 300k/20.9b,
CORNRUN 3/66,
POPCORNWAVE 2/36,
CNTSMOKECORN 1/6,
CORNHOLIO 5/665,
THEOS 15/998,
BATTLECORN 1/128,
CORNCYRUS 1/51
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 15: BRUNCHATTIRE 1/10,
SHUTTLECOB 1/10,
MOONBRUNCH 1/100
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 16: CORNAN 1/9,
MURDEROCROWS 1/98,
FARMGIRL 1/98,
BITBROTHER 10/998
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 17: CORNAN.Painting 1/1
"Image: Making of a Crypto Collectible, https://johnnydollar.biz/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/corn.gif --Redeemable for Original Painting CORNAN, free international shipping"
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 18: FOREVERMOIST 1/3 cards
Starting Bid: no minimum

Lot 19: CORNHEIST 3/15 cards
Starting Bid: no minimum

None

maybe some more if people actually send cards to escrow address 😁

BRUNCHATTIRE was submitted. 11th in queue.

its going into the auction!

still time for more lots folks!

2 more are en route that I know of - submit them here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdDYfeiwjIx4W1CRNrAzIYmHOs7bX4yMHrOuFzmB_na9Hc5wQ/viewform

anyone up for a new card?

Introducing KORNHOLIO
Issued: 99.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/KORNHOLIO

@BITWIZE

guys, check out the updated auction list (pinned) 👆 more great lots added!

KORNHOLIO brought to you by the creator of Mafia Wars and Bit Farms

Its such an original card

I thought Dan created Mafia Wars

Has anyone registered NEWCORNHOLIO by chance?

/c participator

I just gave away 1 Million BITSALTS, 1,000 BITCORN, 5 CORNJELLY, and 5 PARTICIPATOR to random holders of PARTICIPATOR in the Kaleidoscope chat

https://xcpdex.com/market/Participator_bitcorn

and we have PARTICIPATOR in the auction!

Introducing MARICORNROE
Issued: 53.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/MARICORNROE

@toby0401

https://xchain.io/tx/93a3a248a4f498eaf0205de171b9bd1be34b39d9927fe18f0be45e3834829416

Museum

/c CORNROE twinsies Maizalyn Cornroe

And here I'm thinking this corn is a
game....

ISIS is in it to win it

Last time I looked in the mirror that was my job

im looking for swapping card for card trying to have as much cards in collection so if anyone wants to most welcome

These are the cards and assets i personally own and also have good collection i can swap my extra cards for cards offers welcome thanks :)

Wow

Bought a few new low price cards today hardly any bitcorn but this one I'm sure to get

👍

https://youtu.be/BvYxsxk5a_o

Any auction lot submissions, get me in soon. We will be turning off the form soon. And make sure to escrow your auction lot items!

Damn! Nice art

👆 Auction lots updated - see pinned message!

Who is auctioning wheeler ban?

Is it 24hrs?

I think mike’s auctioning that rare treat

🤜🤛

Yeah that's me - anyone has a beef with Wheeler, this is your chance! Ban him for a day and let him know who's boss.

@bench ^

Attention European farmers!

Feeling left out because the auction time is late and you have to be at work in the morning? We now have proxy bidding available for you!

Just PM us the maximum amount you're willing to pay for a given auction lot, and we'll bid as your proxy during the auction! (must have bitcorns to cover bid in account currently)

Do I have to hold CORNONYMOUS to redeem this offer?

Realizing should not have sold any corn

Surprised wheeler didn’t come up with this 😂

Maybe somebody in Corn Tang Clan or Panic at the Disco will want to get revenge.

what do you mean "must have bitcorns to cover bid in account currently"? Should I escrow my bitcorns to someone in advance, or should my farm addy have adequate bitcorns amount?

How does this work in practice? Every time someone bids on a lot, the proxy will increase the bidding with the lowest bidding increase amount for me? i.e. Let's say that I authorize for "lot x" a maximum 10k amount. In case "lot x" has a minimum 100 bitcorns bid increase, every time someone bids, proxy will increase the offer by 100 bitcorns (up to the 10K amount) ?

No escrow needed but you can't bid bitcorns you don't already have.

I'm going up to the next thousand - not messing around with hundreds of corns - this is the big leagues!

Maybe Panic at the Disco would care to be THE official Coop Sponsors of this auction?

Just a chance to get message and/or imagery in front of auction attendees before/after the event.

https://soundcloud.com/user-224956270/crop-talk-ep-11-truck

💯

Or maybe it's more wonderful than anyone could ever possibly imagine

I remember later

I'm very bad at pop culture

https://twitter.com/BitcornCrops/status/1102331798351167488

If you want to bang on the table

then bang on a waffle house or other late night meal place

othereise

cornrek

jonny dollar from va area , theo from nc east area jskrilla va connection

east cosatal plain is good for corn

the only issue is ATL is not "down east" or "low country"

but

cassettteee tape mentioned in podascst

impportant

To celebrate the auction, I'm giving away a 2,500 BITCORN to a random PARTICIPATOR holder

Winner is 14MsDSuPb6aMj9S1PNGAuYMudxft2HJaHV

I feel like one address is on there five times

crop talk

this is important

mma its important

soccer its important

crop talk

its important

feed me your MLS predictions

thank you

the way forward is bitcorn bettting on MLS

thanks

you will no longer eat dirt

you will eat corn

bit corn that is

i am sober thank you

They won 5 participators yesterday. I gave away TONs of stuff in kaleidoscope

I bot for 400...now they are 2500

🤡

I took them off the DEX to imclude in tonight’s auction

Wheeler is don Cornleone ...change my mind

Propper

sir

crop talk

Auction list updated for the final time - some great last minute additions! 👆

sir

https://coinfestuk.org/CF2019/

HERE

OR FUCK YOU

BY FLIGHT

THANK YOU

https://coinfestuk.org/CF2019/

this

MANCHESTER

GO

Only 10 moon attire.....will there be a table scraps attire for those late to brunch?

sir

https://coinfestuk.org/CF2019/

sell cards, I can help

LOL gonna unveil this one soon too

bitcorn foundation must go here= https://coinfestuk.org/CF2019/

because I say so , thanks

that is all

its not about who is speaking ect

its about -who is there-

and there are plenty of good people

Theo for foundation 2019

also they best cury isner there

ok pay me 5 btc thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa52TWoUFCk

You cheap

how can we relate this to corn?

this video

If I was brainwashed...would I even know?

What’s everyone drinking for auction? Or is it too early

The one on the left, is it rare?

Nah just older (2011, 9.8%)....it’s the same as the one on the right (2019, oddly only 9.7%)

Edit: label says 2017 for right bottle

Bought in 2019 😝

Maybe the 2011 is actually 2009👀

New Glarius Moon Man IPA on deck

Today I learned: Disney artificially manipulates supply of films by putting some titles in the “vault” then makes it a big thing when they are released from the vault

Gin 🤢

💯💯

Not a fan of blended whiskey but better than gin

I did a blind taste test of 9 whiskeys

Winner (for me) was a cheapo bottle “forty creek” barrel select

Up against the likes of Blaine’s cape mtn, Jameson select reserve , Jim. Beam black, Pendleton

Just got a nice bottle(on left)

👌

There was a nice RARE whiskey at tabconf...no complaints there @droplister

It was Bulleit

Smoove

Chocolate Milk + Coffee

https://electrosymphonica.bandcamp.com/track/bitcorn-demo

If two more users join the group a 300th member prize might be eligible again

auction starting in 9 minutes - CORNS GONNA FLOW LIKE WATER

4% battery on phone...let’s make it quick

wen auction 🤨

100 bitcorn

200!

300!

100 trillion corn

SOLD

uh oh

whales indahouz

jajajaja

lolol

Welcome to the dankest auction in the cryptocollectibles world!

Please keep chatter to a minimum while lots are being auctioned off, but feel free to talk in between lots.

I'll say "GOING ONCE", then "GOING TWICE", then "GOING 3 TIMES" before I say "SOLD" which will end the bidding.

Lets get this party started!

/c@digirarebot FARMHAND - first lot

1x FARMHAND - this bitcorns classic needs no introduction!

where muh alpha bidders?

2k

3k

GOING ONCE moonbrunch

12k moonbrunch .. do I hear 13?

loking for 13k

GOING ONCE 13k

GOING TWICE it so cheap!

GOING 3 TIMES .....

14

14k Wheeler!

14k GOING ONCE

14k GOING TWICE

14k GOING 3 TIMES ....

SOLD 14k Wheeler!

ok speakin of Wheeler

second lot - ONE DAY WHEELER BAN! ban him whenever you feel like it

100

Tired of paying way too much for advertising on Field of Dreams billboard?

Had enough of Wheeler attacking Panic at the Disco passive gameplay?

200

300

Tired of his complaining about Mafia Wars banning him instead of making him admin?

400

lol

500

Just want to blackmail Wheeler for whatever reason?

600

600

Come on folks - this ban is for you! Use it whenever the mood strikes you.

600 Scrila

1000

1100

Who will take this priceless gem?

100 Wheeler - we can't let this pass folks

1100*

1500

alpha bidder Don Cornleone

GOING ONCE 1500

GOING TWICE 1500 Don C

GOING 3 TIMES .... 1500

SOLD Don Cornleone!

3000

too slow Wheeler!

don = wheeler confirmed

Lel

Rude

/c MIACORNLIFA - third lot

MIACORNLIFA 10 of 39 issued (25%)
starting bid is 30k bitcorns

Who'll give me 30k for this lovely?

more than one quarter of the issuance - 30k

come on folks, who wants this beauty for 30k corns

https://mobile.twitter.com/1025thebone/status/1101607140467318784

anyone gimme 30k for Mia? who's gonna be the one to take it cheap?

next lot

/c KORNHOLIO - 4th lot

KORNHOLIO 20 of 99 issued (20%)
a completely original card written 100% from scratch

1000

steal it while nobody's here yet

1500

I’ll give you 10k

2000

11k

11k Truck

do I hear 12?

GOING ONCE 11k

GOING TWICE 11k

GOING 3 TIMES .......

SOLD 11k to Truck!

Ez corn

/c CORNBEERS - 5th lot

CORNBEERS - 1 of only 10 cards issued
a delicious rare designer classic!

3000

3000

with expanding foam!

3000 Don C

4000

4500

5000

5500

6000

1 of only 10 and Dan had a 6-pack

GOING ONCE 6000

6000 Worm

6666

evil bid

7k

7k Worm

7777

7777 the bid ...

GOING ONCE....

GOING TWICE

GOING 3 TIMES

8000

8000 Worm

GOING ONCE

8000 GOING TWICE

8888

8888 to Goat!

:/ take er 🐐

8888 GOING ONCE

GOING TWICE

GOING 3 TIMES

SOLD 8888 to Goat!

gracias

por nada!

Everything is discount

yep

get ready for another!

/c DEACORN, HARDCORN, PIGCORN - 6th lot

hmmm

/c DEACORN

/c HARDCORN

/c PIGCORN

DEACORN 2/199
HARDCORN 5/997
PIGCORN 2/95
Starting Bid: 9k

Get this lot at a great price while everyone sleeps!

Who's gonna take these fine cards home ?

Any bids?

I got 9 on it

So cheap and its yours 9k

9k to Dan

who has 10k?

10k looking for 10k

anyone 10k

9k GOING ONCE

9k GOING TWICE

9k THRICE

SOLD @droplister

9k corns!

OK now a classy one

/c PARTICIPATOR - 7th lot

PARTICIPATOR - 17 of 68 total (25%)
#1 Most Hated. First banned BITCORN CROPS card

get one quarter of the whole lot people

I bid 350

666

777

888

999

ROger's battery survives and we have 999 to Goat

GOING ONCE

999 GOING TWICE

999 corns GOING 3 TIMES

SOLD 999 Goat!

1000

kek

late again @misterwheeler

/c MARICORNROE - 8th lot

on desktop now

MARICORNROE 15 of 53 issued (28%)
This one is a beauty folks - NEW CARD!

1000

3500

step up for this classic beauty!

15 cards

10K

she's hot

11k

smokin'

11k to Robert

12K

12 to Don Cornleone ... 13k anyone?

12k GOING ONCE

12k GOING TWICE

12k GOING 3 TIMES

SOLD 12k Don C!

corngrats!

OK time for a Kaleidoscope Starter Pack