on topic

lol

https://bitcorns.com/farms/12ypDVQMmK3rzeQbzUxhB4RPGT9xCiQM2Z

svvitched for rats and corn

good idea man

you and your rats have a home in the Guild

join C-GULAG today!

what about grass fed goats?

what about corn fed human fed rats?

slaughterhouse has .5 crops worth of asks up on the dex, some were filled i think

but the point isn't to buy then just dump them at a profit

gotta see how the game progresses, wanna hold through some harvests

Smart farming

Will CROPS pamp right before harvest and then dump post?

^like byteball on a full moon

Maybe. But after the first harvest the entire market will be more liquid

There will be a corn/crops pair

So that will add a whole level of complexity

CROPS are growing to the sky

good point hadn’t thought of that

Yeah so it’s not possible to determine now imo

And first harvest will have different market dynamics than subsequent ones

It will also depend if corn is available on tux or something with a btc pair

Or if everything just stays xcp pairs or token pairs on the dex

This is part of why I love projects like this

It will be chaos with such a small supply

I like watching and studying the market develop from the ground up

CROPVIX will break

Lolol

Someone call credit suisse and have them make crops derivatives

I hear they need some new products

if i have CROPS listed on the DEx, will I still receive my BITCORN?

or would they be attached to those CROPS?

Farms are created from buying from the dex to indiesquare or counter wallet btc address so probably yes to that

Oh, Arent they still part of the seller address but just 'reserved' until sale?

I'm giving away 10% of my crops

So far I've given away .1

hmu i am going for .3 for my concept art to tie together

Lol!

Share your farm D!

This is a fun project

@grassfedgoat do you run slaughterhouse?

Im in

https://coincenter.org/dinner

Bitcorns table for 10k

Or will a coop buy a table?

maybe we should have the "value" of each farm like what xchain does

now its kinda simple but as we have corn and addons it will be cool

my farm has a rarepepe gallery

and farm cats

MICA is also a rarepepe / cat society

Sounds like a feature a guy with a big farm would want

ehh not really

i actually think it would be intersting to see if smaller farms gain more value in the future than larger ones depending on how the mange them

like if corn goes on tux and people want to spend additinoal btc to buy more corn and buy more upgrades

best korea is hilarious

needs an image though, but good job whoever made it

lol i cant believe i missed that

nice

@droplister did they ever make the description field of xcp tokens longer (able to hold more text)

when i came up with the md5 hash thing for pepe we had to use md5 bc sha256 or like any other one wouldn't fit... i know they were supposed to increase the size of the field

i was explornig xchain though, do you think CROPS should have the url to the site as well?

in case people see CROPS on xcpdex and are like hmm, what's that

👍

@sipher shld p0p in here any day now

seed-to-soil-to-stalk-to-cob-to-coin economics

You actually used .1 CROPS to purchase a scarce digital art asset (;

vvould be an interesting play

✅

❤

ur nailing it!

Proof of Importance algo

need to steal it from XEM

NEM rather

Lol

Are you sure you can spare them?

Yesss!

I'm liking this farm

https://bitcorns.com/farms/1PGYYY2EYBQrP6NLr2pP2Fs2DET5uTJemE

Lol the description!

i might need to pull my 1K XCP sell. too cheap :)

We've already gone 6X

this game is getting hard!

this could be the next Farmville. HODL ;)

Bitcorn > Zynga market cap #call

3.4B is doable in 4 years

my offer of 1% of all CROPS puts the valuation of CROPS at $3.5M. Seems fair knowing it’s going to bring such plentiful harvests.

Corn tang co op

are you joining?

We are planning to open up Corn Tang Financial down the road

Entered the shaolin alliance this morning

excellent

All of us non-Aztec farmers need to consolidate into one co-op

or we're done

Come to MICA

MICA seems like the obvious choice right now

We must unionize, solidarity

MICA just +1'd

Well welcome

Nope

My crops will get divided by 2

🌽/2Weeks

U in a coop yet mr. Aztec?

I think he's in Panic at the Disco

He has to be

I found a buyer of half my crops that was willing to pay 500 xcp per crop and wanted 10

Otc

So how do the cops work at harvest? Do we make economies of scale?

Nice

I'm joking

I was gonna say....

OTC liquidity is yuge

I own 9.9 crops

They must really want corns

I guess the best bet would be to join whatever Aztec joins

Someone owns the other 10

and it isn't me

it's our friend

so don't worry about me owning more either

we're making sure the crops are distributed more evenly

Im giving away .9

Gotta feed the commoners

Divide an conquer

I'll have 9 crops

Total

Corn tang clan ain’t nuttin ta fuck with

We’ll set our fighting honey badgers on any predictors

Predators

No one solo farms these days. gotta coop

should we switch it to "farming pool"

"solo farm"

@benchbtc join the clan bza

Lines are being drawn today!

There's no incentive to solo-farm

I run multi-co-op software that automatically jumps me to the most profitable co-op each harvest

that smile though

We got a new clan member joining this evening

He likes corn and kek

MICA for lifa

Maybe as a toggle

Like, in Maps, you choose whether or not to show labels on satellite view

You can toggle on and off gang affiliation colors

Welcome B!

Can we be yellow?

the Guild will be blood red

I'm just a poor peasant farmer, my land is tiny but colorful. Which coop should I join, is there any ideology behind them?

Come let us teach u the ways of the Shaolin

😏

https://bitcorns.com/coops/corn-tang-clan

No, lol, there’s no ideology behind them yet

But soon they will be color coded on the map!

MICA - humble group of ragtag bitcorners fighting against the Aztek monolith

https://youtu.be/kXq4iMIm5aY?t=1m3s

Decisions decisions

campaign speeches needed

I think so

One does not simply rush in and join a Bitcorn Farming Co-op

yes yes definitely

@droplister how do we edit the desciption / name of our coops

U can’t

@EricSuman welcome to the fam

we’re getting those SQUADGOALS

Remember how u got here John! U r clan destined

My makeup bag concurs with the farming principles

haha nice

I certainly do 😉

Ya John!

The clan needs ya!

MICA takes care of it’s own. We’re exploring bitcorn distribution opportunities to ensure all our farms are ballin with HELIPAD, LAMBOGARAGE, and YATCHDOCK

https://youtu.be/2_-7GgxeE5c

Now they have me 😀

I’ve gotta know what to do w these crops when we get it

We gotta grow son, grow like a plant

😂

Let’s not think like we gonna be stagnated mang

So if corn is already distributed per CROPS shares, how does a co-op alter that figure per farm

you can send bitcorn to any address

I think we should be able to create efficiencies in our #’s

Like # of people and by size of farm land

The walcorn farming monopoly

👍

Capitalism has killed bitcorn

whatchu talking about?

Freeman on freeman action

Me likey

A grassroots movement is turning into a struggle of warring factions

trade partnerships are captialism, my friend

Music to farm to

What about CROPSHARE tokens? All the perks of having your own farm without the responsibilities!

We must defer to the true vision

Corndos

speaking of, my meetup account is still active i might hold the first Bitcorn Meetup. I held the first NEM Meetup so we should be top ten mcap within two years after. 🤣🤣

it would be just me and @Sssashaaa lol

We can work on our Coop constitution

Hi!

The first Constitutional Bitcorn Convention

hi

1) Thou shalt not worship false idols - bitcorn cash

Don’t forget Paul Shawn!

😂

He got wrecked on TV today. Quite fun to watch

What? No!

We don't need another Bitcoin Judas

Or in this instance Bitcorn Judas

Even Alex Jones was like, Dude, I just want to know about cryptocurrency and you're getting all heated about bitcoin cash.

Pretty entertaining

I don't know, just started looking at Infowars' youtube page

so many videos

doesn't look like today's has been posted yet

it was live this morning

It's like half way through

It's near the end... then number 4 has the phone calls: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CobDCuCBI2M

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1D1P48WrMBs

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Igt7862U6O

people troll called mcafee today lol

Someone should put up a sell order for 5+ crops

i hope there are more calls

but we haven't even had 1 harvest yet lol

i feel like the fun starts after the first harvest

I have already secured a small satellite near Saturn, but unfortunately, we have not resolved the mathematics to travel there scientifically, but when we do, my CROPS will be there.

I only have .2 crops 😩

.2 CROPS is 2020 will be like owning a Warren Buffet farm for corn syrup for his sweetened product desires

A week is a year in bitcorn time

what if there is no dip 😛

truth

you win no matter what

Um, yeah..

100 TOTAL CROPS

$1,000 per CROP = $100,000 MCAP

I'm confident CROPS will surpass $1M MCAP before July 2018.
(planning on publishing a bet, will update with link.)

$1M MCAP = $10,000 PER CROPS

..$1M MCAP in crypto isn’t shit. Wait till the BITCORNS come...

BITCORNTOPIA???

1 CROPS in April will get you 26,250 BITCORNS

If you're successful in your HODL, you'll be rewarded with another 26,250 in July, and so on...

$1 BITCORN = $21M MCAP

CROPS can be used to introduce another commodity. At any time. HODL///

We got lucky. Thank you Dan for building the world's first cryptoeconomized idle game. You deserve induction into the crypto hall of fame.

👌

i just expect to have fun

i hope that's ok

i have fun looking at how creative and crazy everyone is

so that works

lolol

i see what you did there

trying to get your bid filled 😛

lolol

FUCK im not gonna be here

ugh

yeah duh

By definintion we could be top 156 weirdest people in the world

that's why i'm here

maybe i will come home for that weekend then

i was considering it to see my family

if not for the harvest then another time

You're alright Dan

Bitcorn Farmers Meetup!!

Move over Bitcoin Pizzas, we got Bitcorn!!

Jacksonville is home to the bitcoin pizzas and now the bitcorns.

match made in crypto kitchen for sure

we’re not even close to peak weird yet

we’re at 2%

once the harvest starts to appear on teh horizon

then it’s going to get real wierd

i full on will be having a harvest ritual

i want to burn a scarcrow in a corn field while dancing around it

Yes, they can all buy harvested corn!

Errrrr I couldn’t join

try again

https://www.google.com/search?q=weird+definition&oq=weird+definition

the noun

Short notice af
When next?

My lawyers invite your lawyer to join us: https://t.me/joinchat/HRhhQEvAeC2t4wiYHquYUg

This mesmerizing gif would make a dope farm header

.gifs are coming

at some point

I like the whole genre of subtle gifs

~~nice~~

Word on he block another cropped up gwala joining the coin tang clan soon

COIN TANG CLAN 4 LIFE LORD!

@gifs can't seem to find any subtle ones

I’M RIGHT HERE UNSUBSIDIZED AF LORD!

GOT RICH AND MOVED RIGHT TO THE HOOD!

STILL EATING WET BREAD 4 DINNA

WHO WANTS SMOKE WITH THE COIN LORD RIGGER

Get it how u live it Lord

I toss corn on the cob right at the Russian Mob/
You look like a fraud/
Sailed to my corn field on a log/
I’m homies with a frog/
And I don’t eat hog/
All tha lady frogs all love my corn dawg/
Sup dawg you should go shill yo self/
No GMO so it a clean bill of heath/
I’m in the hills with wealth/
The car looks stealth/
This is Cali mfker/
The opposite of HELL.

Corndaddy

UCIT

dayum sun

Every time I harvest my corn/
It’s like I’m the star in a porn/
Ladies covered in coin/
Looking right at my joint/

I’m like.

Hold up.
Stop.
Wait a minute.

Let me put my corn up in it.

I’m a charm 2 da farm/
You in a hole like Saddam/
I’m off that Grey Poupon/
In a robe/
Like a Don/
Rolling up the Chron/
Chocolate Martinis in the Morn/

odd i can’t seem to share a valid link

oh shit

Awesome!

the man trying to keep us down already

don’t they know who i am??

:)

😂

Florida bans blockchain is tomorrow FUD news

Advertise the group on Facebook

Corn rules everything around me- farming farming crops y’all! get tha harvest!

No doubt

Fuck meetup. Com

Polite way of saying my account can’t start a Meetup either now. Lol

Aztek shutting us down?

I paid them for the last four years plus

Cornspiracy!

Thought it was still active for a couple more months

Most likely

He probably reported it to the man

Protectionism

We will not tolerate censorship

We shall overcome

🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

Can this get pinned and added to the homepage?

$inTrollist phvxx.. xacktly vvhy eye nvr signed up

OVERCORN

barry sold out to the highest bidder

kek

who cares what he thinks anymore

litearlly

if he was involved in this project it would pump but no one would care

i would rather people care and be educated

Yea fuck Barry. Damn shilbert

On that mETH

told you

we didn't lie lol

our friend is back from vacation

so all good now

crops being distributed

I agree crops will be worth 10k each this year and I'm giving 1 crop away

crops are love

crops are life

Make me some decent farms if I like it first prize is .25, second is .1

oah damn

stepping up the game

animal here

😛

I've already given .1 away

the one @magickian made is pretty cool

maybe he can upgrade it

but we will see, the call is yours

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SQLSTATE[42000]: Syntax error or access violation: 1582 Incorrect parameter count in the call to native function 'RADIANS' (SQL: select *, (6378100 * ACOS(COS(RADIANS()) * COS(RADIANS(latitude)) * COS(RADIANS() - RADIANS(longitude)) + SIN(RADIANS()) * SIN(RADIANS(latitude)))) AS distance

what does that mean

@blrab hi

welcome to crops

thanks goat

no problem man

👍

I am new here

I'm trying to hold some

But idk where to start from

Can we do bitcoin instead?

When did you bitcoin retire

Yesterday

@droplister hey, @baire is got a bit restriced by durov's bois and would like to be able to talk here. Could you help them out?

If you check your Group Restricted users they should show up on that list. They want taken off.

They got a "global" punishment.

There really that much demand for face to face action about bitcorn in Jacksonville anyway? 😜

Just want to be the first

It is a diffrent list. The Restricted user list. They have the setting: read only.

Maybe you need a meetup blockchain 🤣

If you make me a full admin I can fix it. You can take away the power after.

😆

Welp, I tried. Thank you for your time.

Method: messages.sendMedia
Result: {"_":"rpc_error","error_code":400,"error_message":"USER_BANNED_IN_CHANNEL"}

nope

Looks like there is nothing you can do. Sorry. Good luck everyone!

Guys Girls Others,

If a farmer approaches you and says he will build you a scarecrow to keep away the birds from your crops and all you have to do is suck his dick ... DON'T DO IT.

He didn't even build a scarecrow and I don't have a farm.

what is "others"?

I guess we're outnumbered

I always wanted to be a minority

158 is a minority.

compared to what?

"we are the champions my friend"

100million active crypto users worldwide 2018.02.09

7.5billion active humans worldwide

2billion PC users worldwide

My phone calculator can’t do the math

158/7.5B

We’re a minority, here to feed the majority

So they better respect our cornthority

“ҜƦƴⱣ†ØꝀ0Ɽ₦ΞѦ”

人阿们阝口与 与口口门

HODL 비트옥수수

Beautiful!

I can't compete w this

dope!!

i’m going to really work in my farm this weekend.

need to at least stay in the ballpark

if anyone used Blockfolio please go into Settings and click Send Feedback and ask them to add Counterparty assets CROPS and RAREPEPEPRTY thanks!!

they have said they are looking at adding Counterparty assets

They have a tg channel

i just had an idea

maybe we should have a crops alerts room

here on telegram

and it puts an alert whenever someone updates their farm

or whenever a new farm is created or something

oah nice

i saw the sort, but twitter would be good too

What is the minimum investment in terms of dollars to open a smoll farm?

So somewhere between $50-400.

How is that value secured?

I could buy a new cell phone or smol farm. Why is buying a smol farm a good idea?

we're degenerates lol

please keep pinging them on this ya’ll.

would be huge for Counterparty

Why is counterparty focused on BTC?

kek

counterparty came out in 2014 before all these pointless shitcoins existed

99% of these other coins make 0 sense

I'd rather the party launch it's own dpos...

Kek, BTC wasn't the first.

first shitcoin?

carrier pigeons don't work well in the winter

Point to point EM transmission.

Am I seeing correctly that the token is 122 XCP each?!

Yes you are. I saw 123 yesterday.

I see 166 meow.

Still, what good would .02 CROPS for 2 XCP do me?

https://bitcorns.com/almanac?crops=0.2#chart

And this is how much corn you could harvest, just input what CROPS you have to get your specific calculation.

https://bitcorns.com/almanac?crops=0.02#chart

Whoops.

SO does one buy them on the counterparty DEX?

Si

because it is bitcoin :)

4k BTC were burned to create the XCP token

Dc moving in on corns

https://xcpdex.com/crops holy cow those sells

Weak hands

Damn son

Yeah I bought .01 CROPS and you suck

👍

I like this swapping

sweetcorns

shwaaaa that’s dope

thanks @benchbtc

so could you trade PEPECASH/BITCORN

or RAREPEPE/BITCORN

wifey is helping out with the MICA logo design

Come join the revolution

lol

Auction expired.

Gonna add it to one of my farms.

Probably where it best belongs.

need to ask @nola1978

he has PEPECASH that would also make TUX a big hodler. Win Win! :)

thought you want the one with the best distribution

got that

was thinking bigger.