good board memers reach out to the people they represent

A real salt of the earth door to door campaigner

that's how i looked at it lol

He kissed my baby

to be fair if he did it in a creepy way or something that would have also weighed on my vote choice

Lol in a good way?

What issues are important to you @grassfedgoat

honestly just that the candidate is up front and honest, connects with their people, isn't corrupt and doesn't think they're above the law

not to say that others aren't any of those

Those are good qualities to be sure

Especially since we don’t know what direction the foundation will be heading

agreed

Lol, I'm not afraid to evangelize the benefits of CROPS

Bitcorns needs more farmers

then i have to sell some of my farm lol

or someone else does

Gotta say, very nice turnout this Election Day...Thank you all who voted E1C0, the original candidate, it was a pleasure campaigning and congratulations to the winners! See you tomorrow

is it final?

Not yet

Orders on DEX

Board Election #1
Ends in 10 blocks...

Board Election #1
Ends in 9 blocks...

Board Election #1
+0.01000000 votes for TRUCK (E1C2)

Board Election #1
Ends in 7 blocks...

Alright but how many blocks left now

Board Election #1
Learn how to VOTE HERE. So far 57.1% of CROPS have voted for...

1. TRUCK
E1C2 - 33.3% of vote
2. Big Worm
E1C3 - 31.4% of vote
3. Roger Fliporian
E1C0 - 16.8% of vote
4. Michael Tidwell
E1C4 - 9.6% of vote
5. Kenny 'Bunkport' Carson
E1C1 - 8.9% of vote

The people have spoken!!

Board Election #1
The polls are closed and the election has been decided!

Congratulations:
- TRUCK
- Big Worm

You will be contacted shortly by the Foundation Chairman.

hahaha

how many do you have?

only 999 made, so that means 19 people voted?

THEOS being used to spread democracy worldwide, an important tool in nation building!

damn

that is a lot

xrs

I have to make more, but it will be "series 2"

damn

that makes it even more rare

that also means 1 of 999 theos has been burned

Yes yes yes. To the community, thank you for the support. I’m taking this foundation on as if it was my second job. Which brings me to my first topic of discussion. @droplister what does this gig pay? Is it salary or hourly? What are the benies? I got a bad rash man, I’m hoping for a ppo

Congrats @truckslamchest and @bigwormcrypto !

TRUCK AND WORM

AND DAN.

Welcome to the corn fields

Good morning everyone, I want to thank Rodger, Mike and Ken. They fought long and hard during the campaign, and I know that they will continue to fight longer and harder for the CROPS they love. I was never the likeliest candidate to win this election, I but I promise to take seriously the tasks that lie ahead. The corn rows are long, and the drought has been severe - but Cornfellows, I have never been more hopeful than I am today that we will get there!

Stolen from Barack Obama

Holy shit I woke up this morning and walked outside and a Farmhand was there waiting for me in a FarmersLambo! He says he's driving us to the airport now.

Corn Force 1

This thing is nice!

I'm being told not to snap any more photos, sorry

remember us little people, remember where you came from now that you made it to the top

"can i get another mimosa"

Congrats!

/a All great things start with a solid foundation

oh snap!

pun level 10/10

TRUCK delivering immediate value 👌

(cough cough) you mean the foundation.

If you can understand how to bitcoin, you can understand how to bitcorn

Tidwell could’ve killed it with these!

lmao

these are good

i still haven't gotten out of bed.. when my phone dies.. maybe i will too.. i don't even have enough energy to plug it in

Congratulations @miketwenty1 for beating me. Send me your far address, I have a "You Didn't Get Lasp Place" rewartd

on my God Mike don't do it

Your god is helpless here

even my counterparty address is in deep corn storage ...

Lol

👌😂

We’ll campaigned Worm and Truck!

Thanks Roger you too

everyone did a good job 🙂

congrats to the winners

The real winner here is the community

Campaign for CROPS.VOTE2 begins now

https://www.agweb.com/mobile/article/crop-progress-corn-soybean-conditions-favor-a-strong-finish/

/c RAREPEPE

ahhh i see

/c OSHO

/e

No active election. Enter: 1-1.

Nice

Congrats @bigwormcrypto and @truckslamchest

/c

tyvm for the THEOS btw

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

https://bit.ly/2BvnFEq

Until wut?

Bitcorn.org/events

You're only as strong as what you build on. #bitcornfoundation

/e 2 a vote for the don is a vote for the cornparty

No active election. Enter: 1-1.

/image cornparty

Congrats to the new corn leaders

/c CNTSMOKECORN

👌

Bitcorn keeps the lungs clean

ICIT

Makes u craycray

🌽🌽

UCIT

🔥 💦 🔥 💦 🔥 💦 🔥 💦

Fire and moist at the same time

So rare. You going to put on the dex @scrillaventura

Yea I’ll put a cpl up ASAP

Prolly dew a contest for 1 too

Issuance?

7

I’d love to see a standard card announcement that includes:
- asset name
- issuance
- farm name(if any) or TG handle

Plus the asset description from the card submission would be cool too. Some of them are too good to miss

"It is the first asset in the game to have the most famous Bitcorn saying ever "UCIT" in the artwork."

Second asset*

UCIT

ICIT now

Can we vote to change description simply to “UCIT”

Pretty much self explanatory after u read UCIT

@BitcornFoundationBot use the powahh!!

UCIT is the abridged Wikipedia of life

will the foundation be making an election medium post?

The foundation is on a well deserved PTO break this week

But ya we should have something I think

If not a medium post, maybe a podcast?

Ya I was thinking a foundation podcast

Also @freedude had the idea of doing a weekly podcast, keeping it short maybe 20 min and just have anyone join that week and BS on corn.

I’m ready to go deep

dammmmmnnnnnnnn

super dank card

UCIT

I just noticed the subliminal UCIT

Want to buy: BCASHCORN, MOISTERINGBC, ETHANOLFARM, GOGHCORN, CORNTEETH pm or dex is 👍

UCIT

Also: CNTSMOKEBITCORN

Just tryna make markets for the creators!

https://bitcorn.org/events

Is anyone interested in participating in a contest to acquire 1 CNTSMOKECORN card ?

It would involve some interaction with Peter schiff

Whoever gets Peter Schiff to tattoo UCIT on his forehead gets a free card

Contest ends next harvest

The official contest:

for 1 CNTSMOKECORN : whoever can get Peter Schiff to make a direct public response to the video CANT SMOKE A BITCOIN (twitter, Reddit, msnbc etc) will receive a card. Contest runs until next harvest. (Also by tweeting the video with #CANTSMOKEBTC u r still eligible to earn a CANTSMOKEBTC asset as well.)

Oh ya I’ll send u a token

Need to get a reaction out of him somehow to defeat final boss in this troll

Wasn’t following too close, hoe much was it?

its held together by hopes and dreams

My gut says it was the dev. Knowing who it is/was and other things he has done, I'm pretty confident.

I got a lot of questions that day

https://twitter.com/PoWH3D/status/1032168480739676160

get hyped!

lol

@kingfisher10 is the resident fomo3D expert. What happened?

Just bought 10 keys...that 6.6k ETH is as good as mine

Hi

Someone won

http://exitscam.me/cryptolottery

That the link to win

We noticed

One thing

The china room is picking up in conversation

Not trying to sell anything to you

But if the china room gets active that means massive buys

so we should FOMO on FOMO?

I can pretty much guarantee you will not find a more entertaining smart contract to read through than this one.

do you have the etherscan link?

Listen I get asked all the time

https://etherscan.io/address/0xc62b165f2e317be858c10e651914d44a3c376776#code

I tell everyone to buy both

excellent

http://exitscam.me/cryptolottery

That’s for FOMO3D

as they should, at least to be part of history

Over 9 million dollars was won

This early am

looks like i have $10 worth of ETH in metamask

At current eth prices

Current pot 1.8M

I had $5 in metamask and bought FOMO

https://powh.io/?masternode=0x304fda5dfe8e62d65f1eb0b3c33cf7e13dfb9551

But I tell people to also buy this

i dont get it, what happens when i buy a key

fuck it im buying them

This is P3D

FOMO3D is a lottery

P3D is a token

I would say get both

So as people buy in on FOMO3D

You begin to roi

On what you bought

FOMO3D is a lottery so if you buy the last key and no one buys after you. You win

The pot

P3D is something completely

Different

We joke around saying it’s a pyramid scheme. But it’s not

Actually because we joke around so much

We have a lot of people walk away from us

im in

Memes is our thing

23 keys

i lost 1 eth on the first POWH contract

Now sit back and wait for your ROI

wasnt even mad

this contract is completely new none of the old code was used

The devs want to UNJUST all who lost out

If you enter our discord

You will notice some peoples tags say unjusted

what does that mean

That’s because they made back their money that was lost in the first powh

Justed

Justed=getting fucked over

It started out as a meme

You remember the meme where the doctor guy had a bad hair cut

He got justed

Oh hey people liked the corn memes

Thanks for sharing them

In our discord

Who will trade me PRSC token for ETH?

Is LUPE worth anything?

No

But for real check out P3D token

That one there is nice

Remember FOMO3D feeds into P3D as well

So if people buy FOMO3D keys and you own P3D

Why am I wasting my time looking at rock, paper, scissors?

You get a small fraction amount of dividens from F3D

Over time this adds up

And HODL4D?

Wut

UCIT5D

Huh??

What

Yes that how we got to over 9 million usd

What occurred

If you don’t like F3D that’s fine

But take a look at P3D

Yes

FOMO3D round one has ended

Correct

There is one thing I have noticed with P3D

And FOMO3D

We have people that clone our games

Our games are all open sourced

We had clones that grabbed people and lured them away

Also Dan look at it this way

When people buy keys after you

You begin to roi

It adds 30 sec per key bought

A lot and I mean a lot of people roi

I did hell

I flipped 68 bucks to 289

Hey please I’m not trying to scam you. And I won’t discuss the games here any more with you. I’m sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable

I like this channel

Ok I press button

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4903093.0

What’s that

From my research the fomo3d devs next project

Like I said clones are trying to copy us and scam people

DONT FALL FOR IT

Are you Spyder?

PLEASE DONT

no

Ramen, skorch, fomo3d, now hodl4d all from same dev imho

Dan, you seen them penny auctions? This sounds kinda like that: each penny “bid” adds to the timer, last bid wins

But you buy a pack of 1000 bids for $200

Hodl4d I don’t know who or what that is

Dan my I post our discord link in here please feel free to ask questions and look around and post some memes

We like memes

Well that’s the thing with eth

How do I do this, and will it cost less than 1.8M usd?

Brb

Give me 15 min

Ok

I’m back

So were are we

CORNBEERS on dex for bitcorn 1 of 10

Dan the round ended for various reasons

Miners, people ROI on there investment and didn’t want to buy back in, clones copied FOMO3D and lured people away, not enough schilling.

People didn’t believe in FOMO3D

And like I said if fomo is not your thing check out P3D

And Dan if you want I can dm you our discord link

Ok

We welcome memes

Oops I forgot about the hottest thing in crypto

Wut

Is a scam still a scam, if it calls itself a scam?

The devs love memes and like I said they joke around too much but hey

They designed the game

Ok, let's keep their game in the discord

Ok

Proof of Corn Hands

Ha

Now that’s funny

Meme it

A cob in the hand is worth two in fomo3d

what’s the thing

Wut

Nice roger

Dan being a market maker is extremely healthy and needed. don't know why anyone is complaining. enjoy no liquidity?

bitcorn.org/events

limited lots available, inquiries @droplister, @bigwormcrypto, @truckslamchest

Poor Japanese protester

Hi, I wasn’t complaining...I didn’t understand the meaning behind it and just thought it was strange. I do believe that liquidity is a good thing and props to Dan for doing that but moreover thanks for explaining the reasoning behind it

I set some pretty wide goal posts

SCARFACE

No Fraud shit over her Papi. A1 Since Day 1

UCIT

ICIT

WECIT

/c

Where are these asset owners????

So do we bug Dan by PM to get stuff put into the auction lot?

I want to auction off some THEKERNELs

/image thekernel

THEKERNEL is perfect for the auction! PM either Dan, Worm or myself with quantity and reserve

/c thekernal

/c thekernel

/c theos

doesn't show up on muh farm

there it is

That dissolving bitcorn logo tho

If you have a published card, please, if possible, email bitcorncrops@gmail.com with a 750x1040 pixel (HD/4K/VR/Augmented Reality) version.

Preferred format?

Ye

sent 👍

More cornboobs in the making.

It will remain SFW

What you find safe for wank is not my call :)

Everyone submitting NSFW cards?

:(

Yes you maize is now No, you maize not.

ohh my ...

why wasn't this one called kitties of the corn?

Because I did a Children of the Bitcorn battle in Bitcorn Battle, and was thinking of doing a card based on that old 70s movie. This name "CORNKITTIES" reflects the fact that the design was meant to mock cryptokitties.

i like the reasoning

Had to take a swipe at cryptokitties because it's the most successful game monetarily (although Bitcorns is far, far better)

Frankly it's annoying af that so much stuff got built on top of cryptokitties too. We have some here, and more coming, but they got racing and battling and buying clothes and hats for them and all this. Bitcorns deserves more dank original work created on it as a platform. Things like the real life thEOS phones are a great start, and Dan has a bunch of great ideas brewing but so much money poured into that game that it got all the media attention.</rant>

@Pepevote kinda feels like shouting into the void at times

its starting to pick up though

If attention wasn't high at the height of the bubble, it certainly isn't high now

high dankness for sure, so hopefully the value will come

dude im amazed how dank all the certified art has been

even in the slump

https://pepevote.com/certified

Eth is for Pussies!

Sorry, should read Choose CounterParty....because Eth is for Pussies.

great tagline!

Loooooool

Man that’s great

Welcome to my world

Dane Cook is a total legend... of 2006. In 2006, there were two things in the world that mattered. Myspace and Dane Cook. And things haven't changed much in that Dane Cook and Myspace are still completely bound together in terms of social relevance.

Have you ever tried listen to or watching his old standup routines?

I remember watching one sometime around a year ago

I was like, "why was this ever considered funny?"

A lot of standup routines stand the test of time. Dane Cooks material aged about as well as Nickelback.

Actually, I think Nickelback was still considered popular in the Dane Cook era.

We're on a much better timeline in the multiverse now.

How do you people get anything done during the corse of a day of all u do is text

Compiling?

Wtf

What on earth are you compiling for bitcorns

Ah

Makes much more sense

This is compiled down to Bitcorn Bytecode, then run on the Corncob VM.

You would be very surprised how little of programming is actually sitting in front of a computer writing code

I'd put it at 15-20%

A lot of it is letting shit bounce around in your head until you know what you want to write

3-4% stackoverflow

Truth

3% adjusting chair

My skillset is basically stackoverflow and Google

Everything else is fairly minor

That's whats wrong with job interviews where they ask how you would solve a certain problem. The real answer is search for it and read stackoverflow.

Talk dirty to me bb

use blockchain

I think its nice that the xcp community is one of the few that are building and not giving a shit about price stuff

Like I suspect xcp could hit $1 each and we would be like "wtf?" and keep building

It's not like there's another alternative platform that's better

I was just reading that website for Pepecoin somebody mentioned in @pepevote chat. This is CP on some unknown blockchain??

I'm here for the memes and bleeding edge digital asset stuff

Lol they're dumb

They don't realize Pow is a losing game if you can't get in the top 5 coins by security incentive

You're fucked if you can't break into the top 5

Yeah 51% attack waiting to happen.

Building on top of a secure platform is the only way to go if you aren't like, eth or Monero

And eth is even still claiming they'll go to pos lol

It's the best to build on for digital assets

If xcp was turned into just a 'fund development' token and asset reg was turned into a zero cost thing, I'd keep using it

It's not about the token

I love the tech and it's practical applications

I say this as someone with a large fucking bag of the tokens

They did make a machine to bring security to ETH smart contracts though.

Just needs a little grease and a few more gears.....

some chicken wire, a little more duct tape

Ah yes, the next gear will fix it

maybe a few bungee cords

Just one more gear guys

some electrical tape

That’s all you need

I’ve never owned a significant amount of xcp

I think it’s a bad investment

But I have many rare pepes

why not vote in @pepevote?

https://pepevote.com/get_submissions

this week's submissions

Counterparty is great because you don’t need to care about the price of xcp

The price of btc matters a lot more

Word, when I hold xcp I want to buy rare pepes with it

But counterparty isn’t a blockchain and it’s users don’t need to care about xcp

It’s like your first ransom note.

😂

http://itsalmo.st/#betapreviewtime

Fomo3d round 1 ended when winner did block stuffing attack

EST cost of $11-14k

So Dan, about that physical Theos...

Let's get some pictures

Wow idk why I assumed a ThEOS wouldn't need to be charged but once every few centuries

/c HYGROMETER

Billboard in SF?

I think so.

NAH! Reveal is now!