I just wanted you to know what I was doing as part of the Bitcorn campaign

I'm sorry if I made you uncomfortable

Based on the tweet Dan shared at 3:39 AM, we may never know...

As punishment you have to create another card.

/c goghcorn

Heavier than death penalty...

An artist and comedian www

There is an hour and a half left to vote. You can vote at bitcorns.com/poll.

Look for the “vote here” button

Maybe I need to rewatch, but that was a lot of steps and ingredients for there the be no corn

the real question is how many of the top 3 spots will Roger win

Huh?

So I figured you must have been really drunk trying to make that and probably died in the process

Make what?

Y’all trifling

They had me till they did the pizza stuff

It’s not letting me vote anymore

What's the error you are getting

scam

I need to change my vote cuz I might have voted one card twice

Ok voting is closed

I am tabulating

I am almost finished tabulating

I think we might have a tie situation

Good cuz I'm just getting started gifing

The math is easy, you people are hard.

And I need to do some database things

Only one thing to do: split the prizes over all entries

CONTEST RESULTS

First off, thank you everyone for your impressive submissions. If your card did not win, it will still be eligible for publication. We intend to vote and publish cards daily for the next couple weeks, so everyone's cards get the shine they deserve.

Here are the winners...
#1 - BIRTHOFCORN - Score of 37
#2 - HOMIE - Score of 31
#2 - CORNPUFF - Score of 31
#3 - HARVESTTIME - Score of 30

As a reminder, the prizes are as follows:
#1 - 85,000 BITCORN and 0.01 BITCOIN
#2 - 50,000 BITCORN
#3 - 15,000 BITCORN

If you are a winner, please let me know if you would like to have your card auctioned tonight.

If you are a bidder and interested in any of these cards, please allow us some time to determine if the winners are interested in participating in an auction or not.

Turns out it's hard to arrange an auction without knowing what will be in the auction specifically, thank you for your understanding.

Introducing BIRTHOFCORN
Issued: 50.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/BIRTHOFCORN

Introducing HOMIE
Issued: 8.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/HOMIE

Introducing CORNPUFF
Issued: 30.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/CORNPUFF

Introducing HARVESTTIME
Issued: 20.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/HARVESTTIME

None

Congratulations to all winners, good job.

Great job Dan, great job foundation and great job and thanks to all of the participants!

Thanks TRUCK - I reached out to the winners, but my guess is that an auction tonight for these cards won't come together in time for it to be really successful.

I invite anyone else though, who wants, to feel free to auction your own cards or items tonight.

Congrats all winners and entrants and appreciate Dan and foundation putting on the corntest 👏👏

Triggered

You just gave me shell shock

😅

Can we see a list of all card votes?

you should demand a recount

I sense a hanging chad

probably interference with the voting too

wow I thought birthofcorn was pretty badass, and a lot of people did too apparently

Thnxxx

The voting machines were connected to the internet, can you believe that?

I like zucchinis

I'm pleasantly surprised to see my card got a vote

This was a fun corntest, thanks for making it happen!

I almost voted for it, it was better than many of the others

I liked Corndles... I was working on a similar concept called stalk market, but what I was coming up with was not nearly as neat

I liked CORNPUFF that's just a cool design

Corndles was good too

Simple yet satisfying

I sent one of these TRIPLEBUDDHA to each person who has a CORNBUDDHA

feel free to curse me for wasting electrons on that image

I really like it

Oh. no. I think I sold my cornbuddha

Weird, I sent a distribution cuz mempool was low and it was cheap, now as I look your address shows up with zero quantity on xchain site LOL

https://xchain.io/tx/1460531

Ya it’s sort of weird to see, but it’s accurate that I received 0.

It’s a consequence of the query the xcp code makes. I think JDog changed how it works recently.

I like the explicitness of it personally

it's like there is a ghost of the card there

Ya it just means I held that asset as a balance at some time in the past

OK you get grandfathered in: https://xchain.io/tx/4c5bea1f74dfd43ae554f89b3582a09185f9cb5066cbaf348ad2d1a0cb328c51

https://xchain.io/tx/864ae0189bfb6379d1f7c0c67ba8421bcebb7ce1e7f43b25f3056141e8172363

This has been my greatest ebegging success ever.

well you do put up with a lot of parody even though its funny like birthofcorn

BIRTHOFCORN = Reality not parody

Why thank you

/c cornpuff

Thank you foundation🙏 this contest brought some spark back, keep it up!

probably a giftcard hidden inside I dunno

yeah except people not even willing to pay $3.50 USD for a farm

one of the lesser known uses - getting collectable tokens

Nice

Blast from the past, haven’t seen a Spirograph in about 25 years.

LOL entertainment before the age of minecraft

some interesting stuff in Kaleidoscope for sure! if your card gets rejected from bitcorns Kaleidoscope is the place!

bitcorn auction tonight? @misterwheeler

Congratulations to the winners and nice job everyone getting so many dank cards in

Thanks to everyone that voted for Birthofcorn. There were so many great cards submitted. And thanks to Bitcorn Foundation for putting on the contest!

/c homie

I’m going to Auction Homies off tomorrow. Anyone else who wants to have their card auctioned. Let me know

I know this isn’t a smoked meats chat but anyone have a good bbq sauce that completes a dry rub? Everyone I try seems to overpower/mask the flavors. I did put some aardvark on my latest smoke and it is complements very well but it’s 🥵

Nice seasoning/dry rub for all beef meats

This is an auction chat

I thought it was sauce or dry rub, not both?

I know pitmasters that scoff at sauce

Bryan Furman of B's Cracklin in ATL has his own Heinz sauce, but he says no sauce is the way to eat his bbq

Maybe that’s my problem 😆

looks good, simliar to Montreal

I’m collecting pre-registrations for tomorrow’s auction around 6:30 pacific.

If you are planning on bidding please ✋🏼

Just a way of registering serious bidders

This work of art will be up for grabs

how about whimsical bidders?

Does that mean reckless with bitcorn?

just not feeling serious

Reckless bidders are encouraged

❌❌Denied❌❌

✅✅Approved✅✅

so there's gonna be 7 HOMIEs? you're the one new card that didn't send one to the museum

these foundation guys think they can get away with shit

I sent one, I thought. It’s on my list of things to do

/ban

I’m consulting consultants to determine the # in the auction

Depends largely on preregistration

heh, good luck - should be a good one

Who else submitted winning cards?

I will have 3 or 4 HOMIES for auction.

WAIT, I WON 50k CORN?!?!?!?!?!

✅✅✅ I will be bidding tomorrow✅✅✅

I’m up to auction cornpuff

Mmm how many tbd

✅✅Approved✅✅

Who made birth of corn?!?

Enter the auction, dawg

I need to get my documents together to apply for bidding rights

How many corn do you have?

Alphas and friends only

Only 90k or so

But millions of NEWBITCORNS

Johnny Dollar is your man for birth of corn

HARVESTTIME also be made available to auction

Bitcorn why don't you use our antispam bots?

@bitchslapperbot @pimpslapperbot and @hal9000cgbot

They need admin

But the reduce spam by over 98%

We don’t have too much trouble with moderating spam

It’s not really a spam room guys

@Aztek_btc why don’t you participate more?

✅approved✅

@Johnny_Dollar_Art are you entering tonight’s auction?

Auction lots so far include HOMIE, CORNPUFF and HARVESTTIME

I will lock this auction if @Johnny_Dollar_Art commits

Yes, I will enter the auction

where do I send the card?

Awesome @Johnny_Dollar_Art!

@bigwormcrypto, Roger, @Johnny_Dollar_Art, let's send the cards we want to auction to Genesis Farm for escrow - 19QWXpMXeLkoEKEJv2xo9rn8wkPCyxACSX

Also, just DM me any details you have for the auction. How many cards are in your lot, any reserves, etc.

I am sending 3 HOMIES for the auction.

Should I take the 15% auctioneer fee and use it for the Farm Art contest or just give it back to the artist? Please vote below

Artist not biased tho

If you work it, you deserve the 15% auctioneer fee. Keep it and do what you want with it

So far votes are at 50/50

More corn could make for a more dank art contest, just sayin

Auctioneer gets fee, but that's just like my opinion man

/c birthofcorn

/c cornpuff

/c homie

Tonight’s auction is going to be HUUGE

My wife is gonna be pissed when she finds out I am organizing an auction on our anniversary and haven’t organized anything for the anniversary

A couple that farms together...

I forget the rest

Get her something nice, like a FARMHAND

Keep it

3.5 hours until auction

If this auction flops, I’m deleting this bitcorns chat

Dear god please don’t flop

👍 there’s only like one person with more than one

I gave mine to roger

4 HARVESTTIME going to auction

Send them to Dan

2 hours until auction

None

4 harvesttime
3 cornpuff
3 homie
10 birthofcorn

/c harvesttime

/c cornpuff

/c homie

/c birthofcorn

One hour until auction

1000 BITCORN

5000 BITCORN

Wait I never received approval to bid 😓

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

✅✅Approved✅✅

are people ready for this?

we have 4 lots -
4 harvesttime (4/20) - https://digirare.com/cards/HARVESTTIME
3 cornpuff (3/30) - https://digirare.com/cards/CORNPUFF
3 homie (3/7) - https://digirare.com/cards/HOMIE
10 birthofcorn (10/50) - https://digirare.com/cards/BIRTHOFCORN

I have a huge announcement🚨🚨

everyone has been approved✅✅

✅

✅✅YOU ARE APPROVED FOR BIDDING✅✅

First lot

/c harvesttime

4 harvesttime (4/20) - https://digirare.com/cards/HARVESTTIME
21 issuance
4th Place in Contest

YOU ARE NOW APPROVED TO START BIDDING

AHEM, third place 🥉

okay... maybe third place

Guys this isn’t really a bidding chat

do i hear 5000

5000

6000?

...this is going to be a problem

5,500?

is anyone here?

Do I hear 5,100

🦗

6000

Okay

there are 4 people here now

got here late - the memo got lost in the mail

Mike is about to win 4 harvesttime out of 20 for 6000 bitcorn https://digirare.com/cards/HARVESTTIME

/c HARVESTTIME

does anyone bid 6,100?

9000

6100

6200

This is for 4?

9,000 to @droplister

4 out of 20

10000

20% issuance ownership

Johnny 10k Dollar

4/20

Does anyone bid 11k

11

Just take my corn

11k bitcorn for 20% ownership of the first 3/4th place card

12k

EVER

12k for BITCORN HISTORY

14

does anyone want this for 13k?

yes

okay, @droplister wants it for 14k bitcorn

anyone bid 20?

how about 15k?

/c harvesttime

going once to @droplister for 14k bitcorn

15k

That is like 3,750 per card for a 20 issuance card

going once to @mightbemike for 15k

@Aztek_btc what do you want to bid on the cards you made happen?

yeah right

going twice

SOLD to @mightbemike for 15,000 bitcorn

👏👏

i'm allowed to bid, right?

I could have written a novel while waiting for that lot to end

/c cornpuff

ask the auctoineer

3 cornpuff (3/30) - https://digirare.com/cards/CORNPUFF
31 issuance
3rd Place in Contest

Google it while I bid 3500

this is for 10% ownership

5k

6000

10k from me

7k

10k is highest bid

3 cards

10% ownership

11k

going once to @misterwheeler

15k from me

I think it’s for three. Dan is the high bid @ 3500. Do i hear any other bids from people named Dan?

3500 from me

15,000 bitcorn is highest bid

4000 from me

5000 from me

Just call me Dan

5000 from mightbedan

i'm going to ban all of you

16k

15k

17k

18

21

22k

Lol

@wayway3 you don't have enough corn

highest bid is 22,000 - from me

Going Once

Going Twice

Just say how much you will pay

ffs

do you want to make a bid?

this is where you say the amount of bitcorn you want to bid for 3 CORNPUFF

I think he's bidding 73K + boogerpepe

Just say how much you will pay

Going Two point Five times

S

O

L

D

22k bitcorn to me

👏👏

/c homie

3 homie (3/7) - https://digirare.com/cards/HOMIE
8 issuances
2nd Place in Contest

10k

42.8% of ownership

12k

15

20

25

Can the artist rotate the piece, if I win?

26k

fix your submitter tool

i had to do the rotating in MS PAINT

26k to @droplister

Going Once

27

we are auctioning assets. sit back and watch. there will be another soon.

27,000 BITCORN going to Roger

Does anyone bid 28k?

/c homie

Wheeler

Pm

Going twice @ 27k

30k

It’s 31k from me

32.5

Doing dirty PM deals with the auctioneer DURING the auction? Dang

ikr

@Aztek_btc just found my pyramid scheme DM from a year ago

nice timing

32.5 k to @mightbemike

Going Once

Going twice

Do I hear 33k?

3 homies sold to @mightbemike for 32.5k

👏👏

Aztek heard about the plans to migrate to ETH

i think this is a better conversaiton for @droplister

FINAL LOT!

the winner of the BITCORN CONTEST

HISTORICALLY SIGNFICANT

I take all my DMs in this chat

/c birthofcorn

that eyebrow!

5k

10 birthofcorn (10/50) - https://digirare.com/cards/BIRTHOFCORN
51 issuance
First Place in Contest

10k\

12k

16k

17k

20% of supply

18

25k from me

26k

I can’t allow these to circulate

30

31k

32.5

33 🌽

34

35 🌾

Okay, 35,000 to Dan

/c birthofcorn

(i'm not looking back at bids until i've watched the full gif)

37 🦋

https://xchain.io/address/1CounterpartyXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXUWLpVr

You burned 39?

unconfirmed

Wait

wat

So is this for all the marbles

HOLD UP

yes, burned 39

39 🥃

yikes

is this a scam?

That’s 39 from me

nope

legit

40

That’s 41 from me

45

46 🌽

so this is for 10/11?

50

yes, + museum

Wheeler bids 50

I am the auctioneer, and i'm bidding 50,000 bitcorn

51 🌾

i'm out.

FIRST PLACE WINNER

amazing card too

I will put them in my Disney vault where no one can see them except for me

GOING ONCE TO DAN at 51,000

i bid 52

53

55

56

GOING ONCE TO DAN

56,000 for basically 100% ownership of this dank card

🦋 🥃 🌽

that is like 5,600 per card

57k

if you were in a powerful coop, that would be cheap to buy all in together

Steal

58k

60k

61k

61k

i win, 61 to me

62k

69k (nice)

ALPHA

wow

69,000 to DAN

Just gravel down bro

do i hear 69,420?

It’s just me here

69,000 going once

75k

76k

😮

APPHA BID

followed by an smaller bid increment

i'm out

76 going to DAN

80k

wait

81k

wtf

nevermind i'm in

82k

What was the highest price paid for a card?

130k?

83k

83k to DAN

GOING ONCE

8,300 per card for the dankest card in the contest

GOING TWICE

💤

83k looks to be the final winning bid for BIRTHOFCORN

S

O

L

D

👏👏

83k to dan

83k is a great price

corngrats

small quick auction, 152,500

total

Y’all have too much corn. Let’s put some of these on dex now 😬

My silos are empty, but my corn stalk is rock hard.

I’m ready

okay, so... if you were the artist that won. you can either get 100% the auction amount, or if you'd want give a 15% rake to the foundation to go towards the farm art contest

I’m glad that I was able to prevent that card from circulating amongst the general public.

okay, i have to go to dinner. i'll IM everyone what they owe and stuff later tonight

50838 sat tx fee... very little chance it won't get burnt

Ouch! It says I'm overpaying 824%!

You did good auction, 15% to you sir

Is that true

Ya, you don’t need to pay that high a rate

Yes, good job.

I typically send with 369 sats or a little more

nice job wheeler, great auction

you paid 205 sats per byte when you really only need to spend two or three

I can’t believe y’all let me swipe the democratically elected best card