/c ivoted

I went for it

None

/c cornbeers

Controversial Card

How’s it taste

I’m sure it’s perfection don’t even answer

feel free to put one on the dex

It’s actually very good

Maybe I’ll dispense

What’s the difference between dispense and dividend?

Dispense is new feature right?

Ya it’s a new feature

It’s like a burn but instead of the BTC getting burned, it goes to the vending machine owner.

Tokenly used to do something similar, but now that they’ve exited it’s safe to make their thing protocol level lol.

Tell me about them exiting… I have not heard about that

I could Google it but I’d rather have the TL;DR

New cornnibus dispensory: first farm for sale for a single BTC tx - Cornlandia (Portland) https://bitcorns.com/farms/1A6rb44oTmexZsS2vN1NmhqTEXK9q6x1FM

For 0.005 BTC you get CROPS, bitcorn, bitsalts, decornstruct, corntuktuk, ethyldrone, farmspider, hayabusatwo, haymaker, newbitcorn, theos and corndrones

None

send 0.005 BTC to 1A6rb44oTmexZsS2vN1NmhqTEXK9q6x1FM and hope it works

instafarm

Wait for harvest

How do you get the keys to the farm?

I'll send the farm art, sweep and wipe down the countertops then move out of Portland so the new owner can have it

instafarm

you get all the assets at the address that sent the BTC, so you'd have the keys already

send your BTX to god-knows-what-sleezy-exchange and trade some for XCP, withdraw that xcp to our counterwallet, go to the dex and use some to buy crops, trade the rest for bitcorns to get cards and then, NO WAIT!!!! #instacorn

"send it and forget it" #instacorn

yes, act now before the crazed hoardes all figure out what a deal it is!

ONLY ONE LEFT, BE QUICK

quantities limited, some conditions may apply, residents of upper volta not elligible, patent pending, all rights reserved, termite inspection not required before taking posession of the farm, do not fold spindle or mutilate

we approve of #instafarm

I'll refund your btc

yeah I haven't tried it but they did test on testnet before launching, so chances are decent

I'm a farm broker now, feel like i'm moving up in the world

alas even my newfound wealth I can't get my hands on a BIRTHOFCORN

Historic

we're in the post-industrial age of farm acquisitions

hopefully, yeah

should work right?

quite a deal huh

sometimes you gotta grease the wheels

my new farm brokerage opens monday

I gotta lotta farms

even my farms got sub-farms

nobody figures out these stupid puzzles so this is the new best way to promote farm-commerce

a sweep for one fee would be much better, I pay a small fee on each, so if prices go way up this is not a good choice for the seller

fees are cheap now tho

since they fixed that crap about fees being > 1000 sats

one time i offered a farm for sale on a blog and Dan asked me about it and I said I would just transfer all the stuff one by one, now you actually can sell the farm directly for BTC

kinda

oh sure, now that it's sold

yeah but you could make a few generic clone farms

only using cards you have several of

I can't spare any

almost nothing for sale now

not even one lil BIRTHOFCORN

a busines partner!! yes let the age of brokerages begin!

ok who's the wiseguy that registered bitcornfarms.com last month?

I have one and stand to get free cornqueens for making farms for sale so it should go to somebody else, like ....................

not sure I have enough cards to make 10 farms, I used a bunch making those contest farms

maybe a half dozen farms

demand is probably not that strong anyway :)

actually if they're all the same set of cards maybe I do - I'll use mostly my cards

"farm dispenser"

has a good ring eh?

this is a good project, excite!

it's about the journey, not the destination

shoulda looked at the code, see how many confirmations it waits for

no I'm not - YOU are

oh the bitcorns foundation, ya

dummy!

who knows what is a good price, I just picked one

I can make one. I just got a bunch of CROPS for cheap

damn this is like watching paint dry, I wanna make sure it works so nobody gets ripped off

The tx never confirms when you watch it

nice!

tha's a classic card too

damn

I should figure out what I have, it's spread out

we could setup a dispenser at a previously unseen address andkeep the location secret until someone won it - but it's risky, anyone watching closely can see what's happening

yeah I think Dan said we could use one of those BIRTHOFCORN

I’m going to start my own foundation to compete with this current foundation

I'll sell you this foundation if the price is right

5 BiTCorn

still wondering who registered bitcornfarms.com a month ago, some godaddy pleb

oh its this dumbass that showed up here with the yellowpaper

goede morgen VERBEEK

they dont even HAVE farms

Remember that guy who came into the chat a while ago pitching his Bitcorn idea, it was like related to a Twitch channel. Looks like that.

tim.kim - couldn't think of a game idea so he stole one

They are better than us. Maybe we can merge

He memes well too

you gotta use their wallet, should I download this malware?

that's 'sudo apt install'

but yeah, use a package manager ffs, it's the 21st century

we're not living in caves any more

Ug see binary shareware, Ug download installer.mse .... Ug see lots of ads now and ave trouble with bitcoin wallet

that sounds like trouble

$ sudo launch_missiles.sh nuclear russia

mv free_reg_cleaner.exe /dev/supercomputer

Who wants to give me bitcoin for Counterparty stuff?

what should I do with this XCP I got?

damn this dispenser thing is happening way too slow

first successful sale of a farm - where that bitcorns history book at?

Lost in an unfortunate swidden accident

the fees ate up a lot of that, live and learn

This is all probably worth a crop talk update...

@raretruck @freedude

what happened?

efarm-commerce

now even grandpa can buy a bitcorns farm with 1 click

(as soon as I send him some BTC)

Hello my people.

hello

How are you

Farms in your area are in high demand. Contact us today for a professional appraisal with no obligation to sell!

Remember when grandpa could buy crops with PayPal?

the foundation remembers

UCIT

YO FAM

WTF IS GOING ON WITH THIS BOOF ASS SHIT RN

😢

I SOLD ALL THIS GARBAGE ABD NOW I CANT OPEN MY COUNTERPARTY WALLET

FAM

@droplister

SUP DOGGIE

YOU GOT THE SCOOP ON THE BOOF?

WHY DAN WHY

And More

@droplister

Chill out new jack

Before that Banana Boat comes sailing yer way

WIPE YER ASS WITH IT

I’LL WIPE MY ASS WITH IT

ILL WIPE DANS ASS WITH IT

TIDWEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!!!

Where’s fatso?

My ass is ready

What’s up with counterparty wallet

Why no open fam

the entire dev team of counterparty is busy working to fix it

Why can't I login my wallet?

there's an ongoing issue with indexd-server i'm getting fixed asap

hell yeah Mike

https://twitter.com/ItsDanSheehan/status/1188953961761427456?s=19

Hi I have problems with my bitcorn masternode, where do i need to aks help?

Wrong bitcorn we don’t have masternodes here

You don’t node shit!

Leave the money on the table and get the hell outta here!

Hmm damn, I got banned from cttv like a year back or something at the same time also from the discord where all the bitcorn updates where posted. I kept on subbing a lot of months on twitch while being banned but it doesn't like they will forgive me for some things I said/did. Can somebody get in contact with somebody from bitcorn and ask them if they're planning on making a discord for the project? Would really appreciate, I'm kinda lost with my masternode, I'm paying for the vultr months already without i get bitcorn even, hehe 👍 I changed a lot and took anger sessions together with mentale awareness courses so please don't kick me here :( ❤

This is a tots different project playa, thanks for stopping by. Good luck.

You just got KICKED out!

wtf is this guy talking about

Another bitcorn, a better bitcorn

bitcorn master nodes? anger mgmt? twitch

meh probably scam boi

small investor bot

there is only the 1 true bitcorn. 1 bitcorn = 1 bitcorn

I’m thinking about parting with 2 to 3 bitcoin worth of cards. Should I make dispensers or do a bitcoin auction?

I have a couple price tiers of instafarms TM coming up for 0.005 and 0.01 BTC when tx clear - don't know if that affects your decision

no credit checks, no FDA approval, just send BTC to 1A6rb44oTmexZsS2vN1NmhqTEXK9q6x1FM and start farming!

get yours now before the rush!

it's that easy!

farming has never been easier - welcome to the age of automation!

Farming is tough

the age of couch farming has arrived

yep

phones are ringing off the hook in our non-existent call centers, the mad rush in on!

be the first in your county to have an instafarm! no muss, no fuss, no need for fancy XCP and DEXs

3 of each farm types available while supplies last!

uh oh, did I forget to plug Bisq?

lol

I thought you had to pay from the address you were recieving to!? what is this black magic cornery?

oh damn, I got overexcite

(deleting that troubling post)

that would have been so cool

yeah that would give a farm to the operators of the hot wallet at xmr.to

I know who you work for...

I would like to try that but I don't wanna be responsible for any money lost

I mean a script where you pass in the destination farm addy and pay monero to some address, and the scipt buys the farm and xfers the assets to the right place

but why? lots of work and nobody's even gonna buy one

Check the blockchain

yes

yep

No credit checks?

I need a quick loan

none

Mike might be killing it with the insta farms

no approvals, no fees, permits or licensing costs just straight up instafarm

as a 2 time buyer, Ima send you a bonus card

/c cornputer

where should I send it?

I can just send it wherever this tx comes from

I bet a few of you will like this. If not harass the guy to do Bitcorn

Starting in ~15 minutes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRNBv8g8pY