It was just a few of us back at the airbnb

It will set a great precedent

Not technically

But all mine are

oh i'm listerally headed to the post office to drop off the sheets, but I will check with scarce

Studied it, overstood it, set down with a lawyer

Mr. P says one of his best investments was paying Michael Jackson's lawyer $25k sit down fee.

Just to sit down, talk, and ask questions.

That $25k netted him $100s of millions in distribution deals.

I’m all set. Sorry for the bother. I was seeing an extra zero. Kek

Did he sit on it and spin?

All of mine are as well and I still hold exclusive commercial rights for my IP

I am willing to negotiate licensing tho

what about overlapping farms?

@rogerfliporian are you going to add all the memes to the book?

@rogerfliporian who is going to write the chapters for the year you forgot about us?

I paper handed generational memes that period

is the overlap ‘co-owned’?

who wrote it?

If this book isn’t written by ChatGPT I don’t want it

.... cuz then we could sue Microsoft and retire early

chatGPT is a safe bet

How we had to wake Roger up during the peak of the bull market

I’d like it if there were 200 pages of autobiographical information from that missing year

It must have been very important stuff happening

Siberian farming ins't easy nowadays

@droplister i have bought the card https://xchain.io/asset/XIIDISCIPLES , it doesnt show up as an offcial Bitcorn card in my collection.
Can devs do something?

My farm has it but at the same time don't.

Who’s selling that card?

Distribution is no bueno

top 3 card IMO: /c BRUNCHATTIRE

worth 1 BTC of course

Black market corns?

2 btc value

easy

sorry, revised estimate based on sales history shows the actual value to be 15,000 bitcorns

CORNHUB
Bitcorn Crops Info

KEKRELOADED
Rare Pepe Info

kek what

/c

@Mandarinemarie Bachelor season 27 premiers Monday! I miss Chris Harrison already

/c cornharrison

lol gracias

artist was very happy was stack bought one

Needs moar distribution

its up!

has been since she made it

I have one

i mean i don't watch the bachlor but apparently it's a big thing lol

My wife likes it, and I don't mind looking at the incredibly attractive people they cast

No uggos allowed

heh, sounds about right

i watch tons of trash but dating/reality shows have never stuck for me

contest and survival shows are along the same lines of entertainment i think and i don't mind those

90 day fiance was a rabbit hole at one point though, so i suppose thats not a hard condition

I played a bachelor fantasy league game once

You get points if they’re on screen seen eating food

your words inspire the masses, topple regimes, and sometimes give people silly ideas

an account of the game based on the way it happened, the cards, the farms, and the stories behind it all would be the ultimate Bitcorn book. Having said that, I think there's a kernel of a project idea here, so

here is my AI HOT TAKE on telling the troo stories behind your favorite cards from the authors themselves, sort of - https://bitcorn.cards

I'll publish a page for each card if the person who published that card will provide:
1. a screenshot of their prompt and the response from any LLM like chatGPT along with
2. the unedited resulting text

If you don't submit something, I might do it for you, provided I feel strongly about the card :)

None

Nice domain

change of plans: you don't need to be the card publisher ......
if you pay me 1000 bitcorn you can publish any bitcorns card on my highly educational new site

got an education 🏫 today on the relative merits of AI technology versus a simple farmer 🌽 creation using ancient techniques - see CORNTMPORARY page for details: https://bitcorn.cards/corntmporary.html

Delete

Later

fire

Can we run the telegram history through chatgpt to generate

It’s glorious

“We”

Rigger didn’t make cornspiracy

the AI i used could only handle a tiny fraction of the messages

cornbotGPT says otherwise ser, but perhaps Don Cornleone can provide some better content

it had some weird stuff to say about elote too

I always wondered about the deep meaning behind this card, it's very subtle maybe

WTB 1 SWALLOWCORN
@ 8000.00000000 PEPECASH
--
Price: 80 USD order

let's see what the cornbotGPT thinks is going on here in this card

https://www.grunge.com/891642/heres-why-americans-once-used-corn-cobs-for-toilet-paper/

CORNHARRISON
Bitcorn Crops Info

Remembrr that day?

Lmao

We have to thank all the people who didn't bid and thanks to them all the robocorns were sent to the museum

imagine yourself today as a person who didnt bid 35k bitcorn on robocop...

i would pay x10 for it if somebody would sell 1 :)

/c robocorn

ROBOCORN
Bitcorn Crops Info

i would kill to get this card

Oh I have that one

Lately I look at some that are shared here and I don’t haz them

12E1CKZTj3ahcuRUoBJbyJeBPmSzX5vetH

I need his protection

i have corntattoo, robocorntwo

the only card i need from the set is robocorn

Have you considered getting a corntattoo?

is Majoni going to sue Topps for using robocop art on their cards?

got it :)

I meant a corn tattoo

never say never :))

Hah! You’re a crazy man

I love that there’s video of this

Haha

this has to be in the book , @rogerfliporian

Looking for the video I found this photo of my cat riding a Saint Bernard

Lol

Lol

That’s too cute

corndog

can i get like 100 SWALLOWCORN @ 8 pepecash each too?

In 2007 Sheryl Crow proposed a limit of one square of toilet paper per sitting be mandated.

Is that because she was using corn cobs?

Bidet user

Dudes right

25GPD

25 gallons per dump

Is there a trump corn card?

Nm think I have one in my head I’ve seen

Do we have any estimates of how many different people hold corn cards?

I feel like it’s under 500

/c BENCHQUALITY

BENCHQUALITY
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Ha yea that’s the one I was thinking of I think

Do we have any good trump corn cards?

not of the top of my head

Lol jk kind of, writing is perfect

/c CORNAVIRUS

CORNAVIRUS
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Have you seen the HD version of bench quality

Both versions are quality

Best quality

/c farmwhite

FARMWHITE
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trump psyop card

nice card!

Loll that’s awesome

There was a lot of airdropping of various corn assets. The total holders of corn stuff is probably a good deal higher than 500, but probably less than 500 people know they have corn assets, a good amount less probably know they keys to their address

There are some holdouts, good gentlemen.

Have a wonderful cultural weekend

Good morning farmers

🕺

https://www.blockchainizator.com/f/bitcorn/p/cocoricorn750x1040.gif

You must wait 1 minute to enjoy the animation

/c CORNATAR

So early

i estimate there are 132 corn card holders, based on RDYPLYRCORN holders

what happens if a non divisible dividend is paid on a divisible asset?

most widely distributed mass card would be my choice for a proxy - like the address list for bitsalts or shitcorn

or just literally write a script to build a list of all the addresses

but let us all bet on the results first!

it works right? just rounds to whole numbers for the distrbution amounts

Does bitcorns count?

👆 our humble genius at work

this is why you get paid so much

803 bitcorn holders

Plenty of card holders are no no-corners

658 Bitcorn Farms

this is prolly the best metric to use eh?

There are a lot of no-croppers holding cards and a lot of daab farms

City slickers don’t have farms

Stack made a farm? Pretty sad he made a farm before me.

So we don’t even have a 1,000 collectors basically

There are maybe 25 collectors

Even ghost farms have 10 cards

https://bitcorns.com/farms/1PiqzzvoR3UqQKxv6zSiW7SRuSgFbNXX7U

we should prolly sanction that farm

I threw a few orders on the DEX recently, the world's largest Bitcorn marketplace 🌽

also for anyone who wondered about the DECORNSTRUCT card, here is "the real story" https://bitcorn.cards/decornstruct.html (hot off the chatbot)

/c decornstruct

this site is great

bravo

all the little touches, cornbot's vision and the copyright has had be grinning hard

thanks! I hope to get more contributions from card authors - just need the screenshot showing the convo!

CORNQUEENS and CORNSHEET - when you're ready lemme know

sure! send 'em over by Dm please

kk i'll see what i can do later. just give it a promopt like you do? and send you the results?

my goal was to have a chatbot write 100% of the website HTML too but I didn't have the patience

yes but can be any prompt you like, and you can follow up and get it ot give better answer, etc

I get best results from https://chat.openai.com/chat, but in Telegram you can use @OpenAiChat_bot

yeah i gave them my info - will think about it and get back to you

btc goin wild, not on the top of the to do but seriously site is great 👍

also a protip: I had some trouble getting text for cornspiracy because the text prompts contained words which triggered errors. I mean I was prompting it for cornspiracy type stuff. Coincidence or Cornspiracy? you decide!

also worth noting: Microsoft purchased chatGPT

all of it or just a large amount?

chatGPT cornsipracy

seems like I FUD again, they're still hand wringing about taking a controlling interest in the parent company OpenAI which has boss tech but has trouble making money

they want to make it disappear

er, integrate it into Bing search

remembering the bumper crops of 2021, and how so many simple farmers were able to raise money for upgrades by selling cards into the open sea, as depicted here so cleverly by OneForAll

WTB 1 CORNVAULT
@ 89.00000000 XCP
--
Price: 249 USD order

everyone hates emblem but vaults made farmers some nice corn then eh?

OK, I finally figured out exactly what i want to do with bitcorn.cards -

I'll show the prompt + content generated by chat AI as the page content, and show "Dan's Vision" HD image as stable diffusion (or other model) generated version of the original card

see it live on https://bitcorn.cards/decornstruct.html

I could probably do better on the fake card tho

btw Google has one of these they're going to give access to pretty soon that gets text-in-images right among other improvements

When are all jobs replaced?

Subsidies will be needed

sorry Dan, we don't need ya any more, we have AI, but thanks for all the cornz

That’s what I thought Dan’s vision would be

has Microsoft ever created anything original?

there was that dancing paper clip

oh yeah! that’s right

I stand corrected

😂

Zima

/c CORRNUPT

/c SPACECORN

WTB 1 CORNSANTO
@ 52956.00000000 BITCORN
--
Price: 371 USD order

Great

DECORNSTRUCT
Bitcorn Crops Info

people are asking about the best ways to generate these fake images - I have no idea, except to say that I've had good luck lately using DreamStudio, and my answer will likely change next week -
https://beta.dreamstudio.ai/dream

the story of CORNVAULT: https://bitcorn.cards/cornvault.html

Awesome work here

When’s the children’s Bitcorn story book

CORRNUPT
Bitcorn Crops Info

SPACECORN
Bitcorn Crops Info

CORRNUPT
Bitcorn Crops Info

/c cornvault

CORNVAULT
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/c cornbeers

CORNBEERS
Bitcorn Crops Info

CORNTITIO holders got some more rewards yesterday

😘

thanks @Cornholio_the_Great @RonaldRubber @bigwormcrypto for creating AI descriptions of those dank cards for bitcorn.cards site
anyone who published a card, please consider doing the same to get your card on this highly sus website

this dividend sent to all DALICORN holders

Loving this one

Do you check bookmarked Xchain dispenser pages, updating your sales spreadsheets?
Would you prefer a cheap online service? if so, https://dispenser.fun is for you! 🎯

I use a website to track open dispensers, and I recently made it multi-user. It doesn't do much, but saves time by providing a quick and easy way to organize and view the current status of your dispensers at a glance. Tested on human volunteers only, under humane conditions always!

You can use it by purchasing a token to help defray the server costs:
- access for 2023 for 0.0005 here: https://xchain.io/tx/2209199
- no expiration date for 0.001 BTC here: https://xchain.io/tx/2208237
- bitcorn 🌽 DEX order setup to accommodate corn farmers!

features? not many ...
- track up to 90 dispensers (I may increase this)
- display dispensers with multiple assets
- organize them by project
- quickly add and remove any dispenser addresses

no support yet for oracled dispensers
no realtime fiat prices displayed
looks rough, at least need to add font and logo
UI tailored for tablets and desktop, mobile support is weak

Wow this is corntastic

Nice work, will try it out

That’s neat

None

Have you considered taking payments in corn or xcp?

yes, read the message

even so I expect only 3 users (but built it for many more)

building stuff for XCP is a good way to go broke

So true

Pretty much 99% of any development is a good way to go broke

seems like there would be some nice money to be made building a platform on Counterparty to loan out XCP or BTC against escrowed assets (only OGs like Rare pepes, Bitcorn, etc)

the folks doing that on ETH end up getting tons of rares at a steep discount when borrowers default, which is almost as good as actual money eh?

but I'm not sure how much legal risk there is and how much regulatory compliance is required - perhaps it's not as profitable as it looks?

Stablecoin usd is the best absolute way to become super rich and probably land in jail on CP

USD stablecoin on CP completely changes the entire Bitcoin game

Being able to use just a Bitcoin wallet to hold and trade BTC for USD and so forth is a complete game changer

Wow great idea

"Corn Buddha"

read more on the life and times of the "Corn Cob Buddha" here https://bitcorn.cards/cornbuddha.html

is this sub? i would love 1 :)

looks fire

CORNBUDDHA.GOLDEN - https://xchain.io/tx/182c99067aef8a20849da55288dd3b17099940ae1952a279ac5dac722459c528

/c kimcorngun

KIMCORNGUN
Bitcorn Crops Info

https://xchain.io/tx/5207706be53b2a64b7cdd27d0c1cfd0c971fb1f4f20dfeaad022b018cd05c491

Next dispenser 0.5

me before finding bitcorns

this is me after.

GM guys

Lol

LOT 4 - FARMREST

A DESERVED REST AFTER SO MUCH WORK. BITCORN IS MY BEST CROP.
This card is part of the Bitcorns project.

ISSUANCE: 151

INSPECT: https://xchain.io/asset/FARMREST

START: NO RESERVE

TODAY'S NEW PEPE LISTINGS

CORB 1.2 BTC
BRUNCHATTIRE 0.4 BTC
BATCORN 0.4 BTC
BITCORNSILO 0.4 BTC
BRRR 0.4 BTC
PEPELEPEW 0.355 BTC
CORNBENEDICT 0.3 BTC
CIPHERWOJAK 0.25 BTC
CMYKWOJAK 0.2 BTC
WEAREALLPEPE 0.142 BTC
BTCMEETUPCD 0.11 BTC
PEPEJERICHO 0.09 BTC
THEFINTECH 0.08 BTC
FLYINGACEPEP 0.045 BTC
PEPECIGARS 0.042 BTC
BLINGBLING 0.04 BTC
PEPEMAONE 0.014 BTC
FATPEPE 0.0075 BTC
CCLOVERSNEM 0.0024 BTC
SUCKMYPEPE 0.0021 BTC

🆓

/c brunchattire

/c batcorn

BRUNCHATTIRE
Bitcorn Crops Info

BATCORN
Bitcorn Crops Info

/c brrr even tho it shouldnt work cuz file way too big

BRRR
Bitcorn Crops Info

/c cornbenedict

CORNBENEDICT
Bitcorn Crops Info

/c botcornsilo

BOT CORN SILO

here's the BITCORNSILO I'm using for bitcorn.cards if Roger doesn't submit something

Damn that bot is 🔥

Oh dang I thought BOTSILO got called by worm and was confused

Bot is on break right now

/c cornfused

Feels crop talk

I am now a proud owner of 1 DISPTRACKER - tenx fren for the initative

35$ to financial freedom, put me in the list please

/c cornholio

read the card.

/c ketchupmaker

Bruh

Bad quality

Good job, will test it over the weekend :) 🙏🫂

🐸 CORNFUSED listed for 0.4 BTC ($9,253.25) 🐸

CORNFUSED
Bitcorn Crops Info

CORNHOLIO
Bitcorn Crops Info

KETCHUPMAKER
Bitcorn Crops Info

/c corncombine

CORNCOMBINE
Bitcorn Crops Info

Someone copped a FUMAGATORMAN

One of my favorites

confused with my another buddy , but anyway i know the person who bought FUMAGATORMAN :)

thats CHIPLEADER(chipleader76)

ill ask him to join our community

/c cornmune

CORNMUNE
Bitcorn Crops Info

Bit sad that bitcorns.com shows that my farm has 9 cards less than it actually do. I am getting bored to buy the cards and not to see them on the farm :) counterparty magic

/c bitsad

/c nextgentuktuk

bitsalts subasset?

My guy, the plan was to archive the site a year ago. It’s on borrowed time while I work out something evergreen.

That’s what makes the card rare

harvest 1 card with a killer design, rarely on sale, yeah it's a classic

seems like it quit working when you passed Dan on the leaderboard amirite?

Are these your two cents

I have a box of all my physical NFT trinkets I gotta figure out where to put them so I can see them

yup

I recommend a shrine house, think of it as a personal museum

new iphone case too

keep away from the sun. the Smithsonian is going to be disappointed if its all UV damaged when you loan it out to them

🐸 DECORNSTRUCT listed for 0.666 BTC ($15,374.61) 🐸

🆓

🐸 New 0.01 BTC ($229.96) buy offer for CORNFUSED 🐸

Looking for a seller here

Is there any bitcorn merch?

Id like a new phone case

Just wondering

you can buy my cornsheet i have up on scarce city

https://scarce.city/marketplace/physical/cornsheet-physical-w-token

Also https://scarce.city/marketplace/physical/corndinsky-print

https://scarce.city/marketplace/physical?refinementList%5BbrandNames%5D%5B0%5D=BITCORNS

My old phone

I can’t find the store anymore but there was a corn yeezus shit for sale.

I have a never worn size large, I would sell

There’s no way I’ll be ever able to wear it in my town

That's just a sticker that i got from Elvis :) bought some silvers and got stickers as gifts :)
try dm'ing @L_vs_D

Already own one

I'll make a t-shirt for you with any of my stickers

fire!

https://xchain.io/asset/FIRSTHARVEST.BOOSTERPACK

Oh baby

I like it

Need a Billy maize phone case

need

WTB please dm someone who has boosters

I know of at least three unopened packs

And I opened another

i have 1 unopened - sold the extra already

dming

I have one unopened pack and one opened one

selling?

Is there anything not rare in bitcorns?

bitsalts

City Slickers

KOKO
Kaleidoscope Info

PUPS
Kaleidoscope Info

@stackbtc

@benchbtc

These gotta be hard to find

there was 2 boxs made i think ever. 1 was at the festival where the cornsheet was at

tabconf in atlanta

Are these collectors items yet?

i haz billy bucks in my collection stash

@benchbtc check your dms

checking

i missed out on this physical :(

It's my only nft 😂

Need

dry as bone

congrats Stack, the newest minted holy trinity hodler

Buy 1 CORNFLOYD
@ 0.9 BTC
--
Total: 20,693 USD disp.

that was his bonus gift

tough negotiator

dunno why the bot only printed that one

tough but fair, glad to see them go to a good home

The holy trinity?

yessir and a floyd

x

Thank you Bench ! now i will have where to park my Lambo haha. dock, helipad. all i need'ed

Congrats to the farmer and city slicker 🎉

i only travel via yacht and helipad now

still have fast travel potential between farms thoigh when the game comes out