I am literally triggered by this ethereum whispering on the black market ep

great job guys

just listened

hilarious

gotta listen to sasha next

Make Conference Booths Great Again 😂

Funny but true. You guys were on that level 10 booth action

I was told there was Billy Maize...
1NgxRzJGQ85GPfnaXfqUmNWtnL8BRcYxD2

Got him

nice

I think he was referring to the reference painting, which will be for sale.

When CornSV?

👌

I picked up the JOHNNYDOLLAR book of fine art, it’s 💯

How does one cornvert their irl cards to their farm?

yeah, is that possible?

Very lucky packs contain redeemable codes

Post photos of your cards! What foil did you get?

Dank

Yep the benefits of everyone issuing tokens within a single smart contract

Yeah since it conforms to the erc721

Standard

I kind of want to make self destructing erc 721 tokens that are standard compliant

can we not just smartcontract their death/burn?

LOL

😂😂😂

Haha, I’m getting interviewed in that photo for a bitcoin doc

A CROPfecta right there. Got a coop?

that's really interesting. I would like to help you make a self burning card

Lmfao

Dude, about the “rewriting history”, I’m not going to code something special for you to win and sell seats. I’m just going to update the database because the code I wrote gives special access to winners.

The moment I realized I should ban wheeler

“How I stopped worrying and learned to love the mob”

😜

* except wheeler, love to ban him.

I didn’t catch that part in yer presentation lol

I’m unironicaly writing about yer talk “write” now

let's hope they recorded these things

Everything was recorded but it’s so much content that it may takes months to edit and post

I still don't know what you guys got me banned from...

Mafia wars in a completely original game made from scratch on counterparty that we had an internet war with one day and a handful of us got banned.

i got a yatchdock out of it though so it was worth it

I think it’s clear that Wheeler is MafiaWars. He was an admin, after all.

how's that working out for them?

I think someone was nice to me. So I've got that going for me.

it's bad for business i think

i think that's an incorrect use of the chart but i know what you mean

Don’t do it, you have so many bitcorn cards to live for

Cover your body in paint. Tie buckets of paint around your body. Make a big splash.

We send all of our rejects to KaleidoscopeXCP

There is a process though, you submit a card and it goes to the foundation, which is myself and two people elected by people owning crops

It’s pretty rare for a card to get rejected, but it has happened a handful of times

bitcorns.com/cards/create

Bitcorn is a fun game of bureaucracy and farming

It’s cornmunism

@miketwenty1 who won all the tabconf coins?

Jess

i don't think you know him

I got a bronze coin

Some drunk idiot lost mine in a poker game...can I get another?

OSHA wants to chat with you on that scaffold

https://instagram.com/osha_is_this_ok

https://gfycat.com/DifferentYawningLeech

When you go on a shoppingcornspree how long for the cards to show up on your farm page?

8pm est iirc

😐 24 hours block times...

BELLCOIN transactions still going full steam

The same amount of time it takes a kernel of corn to turn from merely full sized to sweet and ready to eat.

yeah paid like 15 cents for a tx a while ago and it was like 2 to 8389784 blocks est.

Like in a microwave? 2min 48sec.... +3 seconds if you want a bag off charred corn

It should show up pretty quickly

The 24 hour thing is not related to your question. Don’t take advice from Wile Coyote, he can’t even outsmart a bird.

Acme bitcorns kit

Yeah, I bought me a bitcornsilo and it's in my wallet but not on my page

I will investigate in a bit

nice choice - perfect for those dry spells

/c cornzilla

Nice.

LOL

never frost at bitnakorn, we have the opposite problem

The temp never drops below 70 degrees on my farm. Strange but true

My farm is ice all the time.

that sounds like a farm with training wheels

I'm on level easy but don't worry once my roomba plow is built I'm gonna be king korn up in the MF'er

A roomba plow sounds like quite the tool to brave those tropical harvests!

Dang Truck you're alot taller than mikeinspace

Find the Embassy’s private keys Truck, it’s a contest they have going on, send them to me once you find them to verify.

/c cornstar

Announcing a dank new card - MIACORNLIFA from @toby0401

40 cards issued but 1 might be all a simple farmer can handle

🙏

Suggestive volcano 🌋

There doesn’t seem to be a gif of Tom green jerking off the elephant and basting his dad 🤔

(Freddy got fingered)

Welcome to the corn fields! Monitor the tx here:
https://xchain.io/tx/c61abfd32e21ae9a336ddbe427bcd691a77b0b7f828fea9375580dc400319b62

I should have a fix coming for this issue you were having now. I think what happened is the other day when the server crashed from being shared on social media, I restarted it, but the "workers" that are responsible for processing blockchain data they had an issue still.

CORNTROVERSIAL card?

done!

Let's all tweet bang her

Are her followers gonna be dissappointed when they see the G-rated card?

Introducing MIACORNLIFA
Issued: 40.00000000
https://bitcorns.com/cards/MIACORNLIFA

that bot so slow, I've seen corn grow faster

nice - some famous alumni already!

there was some sort of dress code issue, not sure of the details

I bet it’s the only card not museumed...

It’s super duper normal that a card is published before being in museum

Where have you all been?

except CORNROASTER

word has it a scuffle broke out at the entrance during an impromptu strip search

Hahaha, good to know - I thought I scammed myself a mere 48 hours after tab 🥺

It should be updated now

https://twitter.com/dangwozdz/status/1095503993097342976?s=20

https://xchain.io/tx/4842d87165f460deb7280e2f3771604179c8f08e996e49d1bb36dfb878fc24d3

LOL!

LOL again!

ya, mike in space was shorter irl than i expected.

In Canada he's a giant

ya, those canadians aren't known for their height

Interestingly enough his news is considered fake here in the states but it's actual real news in Canada... Strange but true

Loved the black market crop talk.

Why was roger not on it?

/c MIACORNLIFA

Supadank

Better check the dex brotha

Unlock the DEX
25.00000000 XCP pledged to this cause.

Yea, 1 to 5sats been next day delivery. Lol.

cornspiracy added

Yolo

yofo

you only farm once

I had to force myself. Just do it quick.

I haven't been able to open the second one yet 😂

+1

At the disco.

Since the pack says "Booster Pack" I thought the cards had keys on them, otherwise I probably would have left my pack sealed. I have an old sealed pack of Beavis and Butthead cards somewhere...

I had this nightmare that some small kid got blueberry jelly all over the cards and was playing with them on the floor, bending them up and stuff when I walked in. But before I panicked I remembered I had an unopened pack 😊

This nightmare sounds all too real, as I have a small kid that would do something like that. It's good you can rest easy knowing you have that backup pack though.

I inted to open this up later this evening

Ok, I'm going full corn over here but my locked achievements aren't moving - in particular Cornucopia & Farmers Market. Also do the achievements do anything or do they just satisfy my jog on the hedonic treadmill?

So them not working is part of the game 😂

Sounds good! Thank you.

/c MIACORNLIFA

It’s probably just caching that’s happening Spot

Yes, complaining about things not working is central to the game play.

You have to salt the fields for maximum production

I like this game. Much strategy

Put Corn Tang Clan down for 10 😘

I have cornsheet #8 btw

Yessir

DEX watch: new sell orders posted for CORNBEERS, ELOTE, MIACORNLIFA and more

Unlock the DEX
10.00000000 XCP pledged to this cause.

Hyperbitcorninflation

they ain't cheap - maybe ELOTE for 75k is the best deal, hard to say

:O

My BitCorn Corn holders were confiscated by Mexican TSA

😭😂

Los Bastardos!

All bitcorn will be photo ID'd

I'm kinda still laughing about iy

They took it all out of the box, then called a guy over to see how sharp they were

And I was trying to speak spanish

"salirlo?"

"es comico, por maize"

Religioso

lolol

Oops haha

That's what they call blockchain technology

Could not remember the word for gift

Ah...regalo, kind of like "regal"

in mexico they have to remind you that assault weapons are banned on airplanes

lol

Haha

gasps in Spanish

apparently you also can't carry a guac bowl

lol

or a like 1700s musket lol

If we could get some corn holders prominently displayed in that case...HYPER BITCORNIZATION De Mexico

But sir without corn holders the cream cheese will get all over my hands 👐

😍

Nooooooo

lmao

lol @Cornholio_the_Great didn't know you were in here

i like how you had a penny nickle and dime as well

Did they ask for the token as well? "por favor entregue el token"

That’s true, you should still have the token, so you’re good.

The know what they're after 👀

They could not get the token

🏆

Safe and secure in the prison wallet sidechain

world reserve cornency

Is it corn > xcp or xcp > corn?

The life of BITCORN is linked to XCP which is linked to BTC.

The holy trinity

its a triple derivative

basically something goldman would design

but dan did it himself

i think the only difference is that (as far as we know) dan isn't betting against crops/bitcorn lol

then it would be full goldman

never go full goldman

How do I bet against crops/bitcorn? Asking for a friend.

have goldman make a synthentic product

as long as they can fuck you in some way they will do it

lol with how illiquid the dex is they would make the product for you then just market buy everything

@BTC_Spot way to get us on the board

I like how you no longer recognize ¢, but yeah, it was cool I had a penny dime and a couple quarters to go along with the tokens and beer tap. Is there a digital token for the silver or bronze tokens?

No kernal left behind! CTC

bitsoy it runs on the eth platform

So Roger you have both buy and sell orders for FARMHAND on the DEX eh?

next year

these won't

I only dominate corn in corntoshis

Buying for yucky XCP, selling for valuable BITCORN👏

XCP just goes down, bitcorns have been surging

Xcp wallet on trex is down now for maintenance

I wish the artist who published CORNONYMOUS wasn't.

/c CORNONYMOUS

Shadow Warrior

@mightbemike Sometimes you have be, in order to be free and part of a true democracy. Many are biased because they may think they know who you are. CORNONYMOUS is the true way to be. May the kernel be with you, who ever you are.

Hahaha. Noice. I had something in the making like this. Lol

GOOD EVENING

WE ARE CORNONYMOUS

prove it by putting some cards on the DEX

I DON'T INTEND TO SELL THESE CARDS ON THE DEX, INSTEAD WE SHALL PLAY GAMES FOR THEM

Im in

BUT FIRST I MUST ASK, HAS THE CORNONYMOUS FEATURE BEEN ADDED TO THE FARM PAGE

Yes, the feature is added. Look for the button with this icon “🖕”

I guess nobody ever asked about this card before.

I HAVE LOOKED, BUT I DO NOT SEE THIS FEATURE. IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE YOU PLAY?

LET US PLAY A GAME @mightbemike

ARE YOU IN?

depends what you have in mind

I don't believe it' your card

Ill play a game

I believe

YOU ARE IN OR YOU ARE OUT?

but I'll play along

even tho the feature is not programmed :

I think you're a fakenonymous

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION IN YOUR COUNTERPARTY WALLET

my seed phrase

MMM YES OF COURSE

HOW ABOUT YOUR MOST ADORED TOKEN?

i dont have a seed phrase in my wallet...

20 questions is the game I think

ANY WORLD WILL DO

/c GUARDSASKIAN

my most prized token is...ROCKETPEPE

my first rare pepe

@mightbemike I MUST MYSELF CLEAR. WE ARE CORNONYMOUS. THIS IS YOUR GAME, YOUR ONLY GAME MAKE IT COUNT

/c undeadpepe

me? I still think you're a BS artist, otherwise you'd prove it's you

game over, time for my game

I'll go with DECORNSTRUCT though, a card I made

Lol. Why approve his card then?

THIS GAME IS ABOUT TRUST

But is it his card?

Trust no CORNAN only CORN GODS

Is this the corntrustchain?

/c PEENARCH

LOL. ONLY TWO PEOPLE DO THAT

NOW, I WILL LET YOU REVISE YOU ANSWER AS I KNOW THIS IS NOT YOUR MOST PRIZED TOKEN. WHAT WOULD YOU BE MOST SCARED TO LOOSE? I WANT YOUR HEART @mightbemike

i think he means this CORNONYMOUS telegram person isnt the CORNONYMOUS artist/owner

AT THE END OF THIS GAME YOU WILL KNOW THAT WE ARE CORNONYMOUS

I'm sticking with my answer, that's my favorite.

I have two MIACORNLIFA it's like they're twins

SEND THEM ALL TO ME THEN AND I WILL SEND THEM BACK WITH A CORNONYMOUS CARD, IF NOT YOU LOOSE THIS GAME

16gr5Qi5BVjJNcr68uAeuYZA6d4PToCK29

Send them to a faker - no chance.

if you loose the game do you lose the game too?

I hand my hoes over to no one

only 2 owners of MIACORNLIFA

thats the address with all the cornonymous

SO YOU LOOSE YOUR GAME AND YOUR CHANCE AT BEING CORNONYMOUS?

Prove it's your card.

TRUST IS THE GAME

game of trust!

I'll leave it for another then.

ooooh this is spicy

This sounds a lot like when faketoshi claims to be founder of Bitcoin but won't prove it.

CORNGAMES

games of maize

that usually gets a better reaction 😳

Hi

I gotta hit the gym page me when bitcorn hits 10K

THE GAME IS LOST AND SO IS YOUR CORNONYMOUS

that mean your burning it?

oooo

TOMORROW WE SHALL PLAY AGAIN

your farm is address number 6?

keep it cornonymous

BUT OF COURSE

I wonder who gets to play tomorrow?

went to send all of my prized asset, but counterwallet was down, so I didn't make the attempt

What is your most prized asset anyway?

https://xchain.io/asset/PEENARCH

Because it brought me to the dance, I wouldn't understand XCP were it not for Penisium

Yeha I was considering answering one of the memorychain cards because I worked so hard to get them, but actually I like my card the best because I made it LOL.

I farmed out the art, but I went through the process of asset creation and learned a whole lot, I have still not graduated to making the art, I have something in mind I probably should create/release though

You should.

was having trouble with BoO loading too

Some would surely say I haven't graduated to making the art either, but i don't care - th epoint is to have fun making the cards.

Yeah I was using that while you guys are saying the coindaddy stuff is down.

but otoh book of orbs working fine for me right now

Basically, everything I am hosting runs the chance of being out of consensus because I'm not updated to the latest version of Counterparty that supports segwit addresses.

Here's a route worth knowing about:

https://wallet.counterwallet.io/_api/

"counterparty-server": "NOT OK"

"ERROR": "counterparty-server_api_contact_error"

https://counterwallet.coindaddy.io/_api/

Encountered an error around the same block, ish.

Dan's server is being spread thin right now

So bookoforbs just did get_balance when I loaded it, nd would've failed for any send or receive

Either that our Instagram runs off of xcp...

If I was running the latest version I could tell you what the log says and if it’s an issue with all nodes or just some, but I’m not 🤷‍♂️

hopefully it's just another badhairpepeday

If there were more speculation, and more things to speculate on, there’d be more funds for development and stability

But Counterparty tends to attract people who are anti-speculation and actively avoid creating things to speculate on.

This latest update, you’ll notice the price went down haha

Hi

That’s between me and Goldman

make sure you tell them that the collateral has to be in xcp for both of you, that way when they take the other side of the trade they have to market buy a bunch of xcp lol

If you forked XCP, the only way to get fXCP would be through buying oXCP

🤔

who invited roger ver

Xcp is on two exchanges, so it’s ticker is up for grabs on every other exchange

@therealcornonymous in the house. I’m ready to play

I’m not gonna say it was my code that broke counterparty

But it might have been my code that broke counterparty

Dawg, take out the testnet. Not mainnet

That’s just not how I roll

Don’t detail it here, send tx ids and what you were trying to do to John or something

Yeah he found it

If ya ain’t breaking shit, you ain’t doing shit, I suppose.

I have a habit of breaking counterparty

Not really if they want to be listed on Coinmarketcap. But xcp on 4 exchanges if you include Zaif & Tux, 5 if you include DEX

XCP is safu then

Could be a way to commemorate the chrome extension wallet I was planning to release today

RarePepe chrome extension. Lol

Has anyone noticed the formation of farms on Antarctica?

You talking about the giant L?

Looks like

lol

Oh yeah brotha we’ve seen it

Hmm, seems like a weather station array for forecasting

Logical

per Theo's request, bridge has been built on Bay Area Farms

Which side is which?

XCP side is SF, Marin side is Bitcorn

Is this a bitcorn etherium bridge or bitcorn mafiacash bridge?

Sometimes a bridge is just a bridge

the NIMBY didn't want the ETH people in Oakland messing up their commute

That my node is still working and making txs and stuff and updated nodes aren’t is a good demonstration of the weak consensus you have in a federated setup like Counterparty

It’s not not fine, necessarily. But the only path forward is to pamp XCP. I don’t see how else you afford growth and maintenance of the network.

We make fun of ETH, but they don’t have issues like this so much

How does one pamp?

You create the expectation that a future event will occur that will cause an increase in demand, thereby inducing demand today.

You create future events people can speculate on the outcome of

You bang on whatever stat that’s growing for people to extrapolate from.

I think lightning has been good at this

find a nation-state to use xcp on btc the way rvn got wyoming all up in it for property records

In the past, Counterparty had EVM or Medici future events

Counterparty Cash fork, even if the expectation of double the coins didn’t match the reality of the implementation, was the last and biggest one for XCP

The evm pump was massive

I think the easiest thing to do is allow three letter asset names, like you see on coinmarketcap. People can speculate on the assets which requires XCP, and people can speculate on people speculating on assets.

It’s an easy thing to communicate. And it’s a real solution to some projects that they can be on a dex and have a nice ticker

you also need a leader who people believe in

I believe in freedude

someone who they trust and is "in charge"

Could counterparty ever do lightening?

We need a 16 year old

I don’t think it makes sense nick

Probably doesn't 😢

Would pump though

Notice that Segwit addresses are an option now and no one uses them

And it didn’t pamp

I think LLL is easiest technically and simple to communicate. A new fork that does double coins is difficult technically, but very juicy speculatively. In the near term.

Long term, Counterparty-as-a-sidechain is probably nice pamp.

Creating a protocol message that replicated fomo3d would be interesting too, like you buy a key and if you have it for n blocks you get all the XCP paid on keys

Making it so anyone could issue a token through a burn would be interesting. Just take the XCP burn code and let anyone initiate a burn for their token.

Open a new burn period for XCP would be juicy, probably as part of a fork.

Activity and volume are the only things that cut through the noise here

Another btc burn like xcps origin?

Yes

I like that thought

A cryptoart pump would be nice, but if the competition is ETH, ETH wins because the size of the market is larger. They have more speculators

Another btc burn would be interesting. It would gain a lot of attention

I agree, but I think if you’re going to break such a fundamental rule you may as well fork and break and make many rules

Agree

a more widespread erc to xcp art release like the on that has been tested would get a number of people on that side to see the potential over on this side

What is the incentive to improve Counterparty, if your a developer? It seems the incentives are stronger to fork.

Some of these things are just the limitations of embedded consensus

from a later adopter, it feels like a whole lot of friction, some enjoy the us vs them, others would rather just have a functional and accessible product

Increase supply as well. People like to buy "cheap" coins

Yes, yes, and also yes.

Xcp is down at the moment, but it wouldn’t be, if there were more funding for development and infrastructure

It’s not like there isn’t bags of money invested into crypto, it just doesn’t show up here because it’s not perceived as a good or speculative investment

I need to go repent for all these impure thoughts.

I am a bad person. *lash*

I think about money. *lash*

I think profit seeking is good. *lash*

Found that pack of cards, what’d I miss?

I think the price of XCP matters. *lash*

Unopened?

That’s cool

I should have kept the bitcorn cards I sold at tab haha

You didn’t keep a pack!?

but profit-seeking is good and lashworthy Dan

I kept two, opened one. But I had a whole box unopened.

I’m seriously considering opening it

I kept the empty box tho

I got a foil lambo

Empty husk